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Chalmers Johnson in [i]'The Sorrows of Empire'[/i] wrote:Investigative reporter Kevin Heldman, who in 1997 interviewed troops at Camp Casey, twelve miles from the Demilitarized Zone in South Korea, quotes a soldier who was baited by his sergeant for not wanting to reenlist: "What are you going to do when you get out, go work at McDonald's?" The soldier replied, "When I get out, if I am flipping burgers at McDonald's at least I'd be wearing a uniform I was proud of."

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Fucking told.

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Wrinkletan, the self professed authority on all things funny, really brought the house down with this thread.

BawLc0k

Wrinkletan

ive not had a donut in 20 years

plaese pass me a donut with choco on there

fuck u...

What the.... did seremtan just quote out of a book? There goes my plan of asking for a link. :\

JERUSALEM — Israel has recalled its ambassador to El Salvador after he was found bound, drunk and nude, according to Israeli media reports confirmed Monday by a government spokeswoman.

The longtime diplomat, Tsuriel Raphael, has been removed from his post and the Foreign Ministry has begun searching for a replacement, said ministry spokeswoman Zehavit Ben-Hillel.

Two weeks ago, El Salvador police found Raphael naked outside his residence, tied up, gagged and drunk, Israeli media reported. He was wearing several sex toys at the time, the media said. After he was untied, Raphael told police he was the ambassador of Israel, the reports said.

Ben-Hillel said the reports were accurate and that Raphael has been recalled, although he did not break any laws.

"We're talking about behavior that is unbecoming of a diplomat," she said.

The ambassador did not file a police complaint in the incident, she said.

Raphael had served for six months as the ambassador in El Salvador and for several years at different missions around the world, she said.

The embarrassing affair was one of several involving Israeli diplomats in recent years. In 2000, Israel's ambassador to France died of cardiac arrest in a Paris hotel under circumstances the Foreign Ministry refused to publicize. Media reports said he was with a woman who was not his wife at the time.

Last year, Israel replaced its ambassador to Australia, Naftali Tamir, after he said Israel and Australia are "like sisters" because both are located in Asia and their peoples don't have the Asian characteristics of "yellow skin and slanted eyes."

In 2005, Israel canceled the appointment of a diplomat to Australia after it was discovered that he published pictures of nude Brazilian women on the Internet while on a mission in Brazil.

Ryoki wrote:What the.... did seremtan just quote out of a book? There goes my plan of asking for a link. :\

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Sorrows-Empire- ... 701&sr=8-1

LawL wrote:Wrinkletan

why are you so boring? :icon29:

It's an excellent book - well worth buying IMO.

seremtan wrote:

LawL wrote:Wrinkletan

why are you so boring? :icon29:

I'm so boring 90% of your posts are dedicated to getting crushed by me.

R00k wrote:It's an excellent book - well worth buying IMO.

Too bad your opinion is worthless.

LawL wrote:

seremtan wrote:

LawL wrote:Wrinkletan

why are you so boring? :icon29:

I'm so boring 90% of your posts are dedicated to getting crushed by me.

were you born boring or was it a skill you acquired through dedication and hard work? :icon29:

LawL wrote:

R00k wrote:It's an excellent book - well worth buying IMO.

Too bad your opinion is worthless.

Only to an illiterate joey-banger who thinks a run-down biker club is a law school.

seremtan wrote:

LawL wrote:

seremtan wrote: why are you so boring? :icon29:

I'm so boring 90% of your posts are dedicated to getting crushed by me.

were you born boring or was it a skill you acquired through dedication and hard work? :icon29:

You weren't born obsessed, it was a side effect of the bitterness you suffer from being repeatedly crushed by me.

R00k wrote:

LawL wrote:

R00k wrote:It's an excellent book - well worth buying IMO.

Too bad your opinion is worthless.

Only to an illiterate joey-banger who thinks a run-down biker club is a law school.

OMG S00k really pulled out all the stops on the funny with that comment.

Indeed, you had to pause your bitterness just to point out the massive crushing you took

Captain Midget to the rescue.

Judge BawL presiding over cocks

Captain Crossdresser setting the standard for gay pirate dress-ups.

Judge fLaw's gay shitpacking giving the word "subpoena" a whole new meaning