Quake3World

No... really this time.

Actually, he's not. (yet)

The vatican has denied it a couple minutes ago.

Trust me, he is dead.

yea, i hear everyone saying that its over for him.. but all of the new statiosn and etc are saying that he is still clingin to life.

But is fading.

Suave wrote:Trust me, he is dead.

Because you're sitting right by his side and know more than the vatican, right?

He'll die any minute now, but it's not yet confirmed.

Splish, I know it's hard to accept, death isn't easy. *HUGS*

Suave wrote:Splish, I know it's hard to accept, death isn't easy. *HUGS*

sucks to die for real on april fools day... no one believes it until you're cold and smelly.

Dr_Watson wrote:sucks to die for real on april fools day... no one believes it until you're cold and smelly.

Also raises some questions about God's sense of humor.

SplishSplash wrote:

Suave wrote:Splish, I know it's hard to accept, death isn't easy. *HUGS*

IT'LL BE ALRIGHT, MAN, JUST HOLD IN THERE

:icon19:

Where have you been anyway? You're like the last funny poster on this board ffs.

Two similarities that one cannot overlook.

Terri Schiavo was prayed for by millions, in hope that she would live and she died.

John Paul II is being prayed for by millions with the hope that he'll live, but he'll die.

Bottom line: If you're sick, don't as people to pray for you. Theoretically, if the Christian religion is real, then praying might not always reach God. You may intend to speak to God, but in fact you could be in direct communication with Satan, if you're not doing it right. Don't give me that protestant nonsense, "The baby Jesus will communicate your prayer to God nomatter what!" BS. In Christian history, Satan has proven himself to be just as powerful as God in earthly matters.

LOL INTERNET wrote:
IT'LL BE ALRIGHT, MAN, JUST HOLD IN THERE

I'm running out of tissue!!! :icon23: :icon23:

Let's all pray for rep.

Kracus wrote:Let's all pray for rep.

i'll sacrifice a goat for him.

rep wrote:Two similarities that one cannot overlook.

Terri Schiavo was prayed for by millions, in hope that she would live and she died.

John Paul II is being prayed for by millions with the hope that he'll live, but he'll die.

Bottom line: If you're sick, don't as people to pray for you. Theoretically, if the Christian religion is real, then praying might not always reach God. You may intend to speak to God, but in fact you could be in direct communication with Satan, if you're not doing it right. Don't give me that protestant nonsense, "The baby Jesus will communicate your prayer to God nomatter what!" BS. In Christian history, Satan has proven himself to be just as powerful as God in earthly matters.

Instead of making Terri Schiavo live forever, God gave you enough retardation to make up for it. Coincidence?

rep wrote: You may intend to speak to God, but in fact you could be in direct communication with Satan, if you're not doing it right.

lol

rep, make us a praying FAQ, i really dont wanna be chatting shit to satan

losCHUNK wrote:rep, make us a praying FAQ, i really dont wanna be chatting shit to satan

Yeah well I got Satan here, and he says he don't want to talk to you either. Hurt his feelings now you have ffs.

This is funny.... or spooky..

All the websites linked on google news talking about 'unconfirmed' reports the Pope is dead are all experiencing database errors that won't allow the article to display.

5/5 so far... creepy.

Well... I really didn't think this thread could get more retarded...

Kracus wrote:Well... I really didn't think this thread could get more retarded...

but then you had to post in it didn't you

Pauly wrote:

losCHUNK wrote:rep, make us a praying FAQ, i really dont wanna be chatting shit to satan

Yeah well I got Satan here, and he says he don't want to talk to you either. Hurt his feelings now you have ffs.

he's just being a bitch cus i wouldnt let him rear gun me

rep wrote:Two similarities that one cannot overlook.

Terri Schiavo was prayed for by millions, in hope that she would live and she died.

John Paul II is being prayed for by millions with the hope that he'll live, but he'll die.

Bottom line: If you're sick, don't as people to pray for you. Theoretically, if the Christian religion is real, then praying might not always reach God. You may intend to speak to God, but in fact you could be in direct communication with Satan, if you're not doing it right. Don't give me that protestant nonsense, "The baby Jesus will communicate your prayer to God nomatter what!" BS. In Christian history, Satan has proven himself to be just as powerful as God in earthly matters.

Never mind that studies have shown praying can actually help sick patients.