Quake3World

I've suspected for some time now that my girl is cheating.

The usual signs...phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. She has been going out with the "girls" a lot recently although when I ask their names she says, "Just some friends from work. You don't know them."

I always stay awake to look for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car driving off as if she got out around the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked up her phone just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and asked why I was checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never breached the subject with her. I think deep down I didn't want to know the truth but last night again she went out and I decided to really check in on her.

I decided that I was going to park the Mustang around the corner and hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she comes home. It was at that moment crouching behind my car, that I noticed the oil pan on the engine leaking a little oil.

Is this something that I should fix myself or should I take it in for service?

i got to the first sentence and realized you are lying when you mentioned "girl", cause theya'll still hiding amirite?

ohhhh boy...

Failure.

fail. it doesnt work when the topic title is actually the punchline.

also, obvious copy&paste since riddla posted the exact same story not too long ago. though in his case it was unexpected and therefore had more funny.

;(

Nothing ever goes right for Spazda.

I can't tell what's what right now......lol

Down Syndrome can do that to a person.

copypasta, why are you such a moron?

Copy Pazda

Man, are you guys trying to tell me that Spazda tried to be funny and failed miserably?

I’m not familiar with the thing I’ve just seen