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Pardon my blunted aspect,

Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 2:29 pm
by Underpants?
but the new girl in accounting is wearing a sheer summer dress above the knee. I try to ignore it but she wears those mids that clap--so when she passes outside my doorway I find myself mesmerically craning my neck, lost in the ephemeral cut of her well-defined calves. It's from there, inevitably, I find that one's eyes lose purchase and slip hopelessly up to the perfect, upside-down shaped heart switching relentlessly beneath the sinewy fabric.

Anyone else have a magnetic personality tearing apart the sanctity of focus and determination today?

Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 2:56 pm
by MKJ
all the time :(

Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:11 pm
by dzjepp
You have one ball, she dosen't want you

Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:11 pm
by dzjepp
LOL OUCH

Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:25 pm
by Ryoki
There's a semi-hot lesbian here that spends her smoke breaks relating tales about her girlfriend and monkies (for some reason), does that count?

Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:52 pm
by seremtan
so some girl with a nice arse is distracting you from your Excel spreadsheets or whatever zygotically-challenged activity you indulge in during office hours

and she's an accountant

:/

Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 4:12 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
dzjepp wrote:You have one ball, she dosen't want you
dj jizzy depp :olo:

Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 5:14 pm
by Underpants?
seremtan wrote:so some girl with a nice arse is distracting you from your Excel spreadsheets or whatever zygotically-challenged activity you indulge in during office hours

and she's an accountant

:/
I know, bean-counters aren't usually like that. however, this one's a triathalete.
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Re: Pardon my blunted aspect,

Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 5:24 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
Underpants? wrote:but the new girl in accounting is wearing a sheer summer dress above the knee. I try to ignore it but she wears those mids that clap--so when she passes outside my doorway I find myself mesmerically craning my neck, lost in the ephemeral cut of her well-defined calves. It's from there, inevitably, I find that one's eyes lose purchase and slip hopelessly up to the perfect, upside-down shaped heart switching relentlessly beneath the sinewy fabric.

Anyone else have a magnetic personality tearing apart the sanctity of focus and determination today?
stick your peepee in her bumbum

Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 5:52 pm
by R00k
Underpants? wrote:
seremtan wrote:so some girl with a nice arse is distracting you from your Excel spreadsheets or whatever zygotically-challenged activity you indulge in during office hours

and she's an accountant

:/
I know, bean-counters aren't usually like that. however, this one's a triathalete.
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My girl was a finance manager when I met her - at work, no less.

Now she's a controller at a different company.

She's also a marathon runner with sexy calves.

In other words, yes I can identify. :drool:

Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 7:52 pm
by Underpants?
no shit--I never would have marked her as a bean-counter. Poor thing, I won't let on that I know next time we stop in at the CCF for some frosties. :p

Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 7:55 pm
by Underpants?
MKJ wrote:all the time :(
:(

I've just turned her down to take a break together at the Bolder Boulder store to do a pre-run qualifier. She looks at me strangely now, but I can't wander off alone with a girl that hot and not get pinned as a sinner.

Re: Pardon my blunted aspect,

Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 7:58 pm
by Underpants?
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:
Underpants? wrote:but the new girl in accounting is wearing a sheer summer dress above the knee. I try to ignore it but she wears those mids that clap--so when she passes outside my doorway I find myself mesmerically craning my neck, lost in the ephemeral cut of her well-defined calves. It's from there, inevitably, I find that one's eyes lose purchase and slip hopelessly up to the perfect, upside-down shaped heart switching relentlessly beneath the sinewy fabric.

Anyone else have a magnetic personality tearing apart the sanctity of focus and determination today?
stick your peepee in her bumbum
not in this lifetime, i've already got the girl of my dreams. This one's just considered... landscaping ;)

Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:54 pm
by R00k
Underpants? wrote:no shit--I never would have marked her as a bean-counter. Poor thing, I won't let on that I know next time we stop in at the CCF for some frosties. :p
Good man. :icon14:

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 6:55 am
by Massive Quasars
A Viagra commercial tells me you can only have one great passion in life, and for most I tend to agree.

Spare your remaining bollock the torment, lop it off and end these idle distractions once and for all.

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 1:42 pm
by Underpants?
My friend, passion comes not from the nuts, but the heart.
I believe that is a johnathon livingston seagull quote