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War on birds?
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 6:34 pm
by Captain
As President Bush took a question Thursday in the White House Rose Garden about scandals involving his Attorney General, he remarked, "I've got confidence in Al Gonzales doin' the job."
Simultaneously, a sparrow flew overhead and left a splash on the President's sleeve, which Bush tried several times to wipe off.
Deputy White House Press Secretary Dana Perino promptly put the incident through the proper spin cycle, telling ABC News, "It was his lucky day…everyone knows that's a sign of good luck."
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/05/2 ... onference/
lol, ABC can turn even birdshit into a pro-Bush spectacle.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 6:37 pm
by xer0s
Birds were once dinosaurs.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 7:43 pm
by seremtan
dinosaurs were once jews...
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 8:14 pm
by phantasmagoria
getting shat on by a bird is superstitiously good luck. what's your point?
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 8:20 pm
by R00k
riddla wrote:crapstain magPa posted a crapstain thread
:icon27:
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 8:34 pm
by Captain
phantasmagoria wrote:getting shat on by a bird is superstitiously good luck. what's your point?
Shameless ABC plug.
riddla wrote:crapstain magPa posted a crapstain thread
Make sense right this moment or I'll feed your carcass to Kenya.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 8:36 pm
by Grudge
phantasmagoria wrote:getting shat on by a bird is superstitiously good luck. what's your point?
lol, I thought it was the opposite? I've never heard that it was supposed to be a good thing?
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 8:43 pm
by Foo
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 8:45 pm
by Doombrain
test
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 8:46 pm
by xer0s
Psychedelic.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 8:46 pm
by plained
embitterd into spamming ffs
Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 9:24 pm
by Massive Quasars
[LOL NIGGERS]
Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 12:14 am
by Captain
Ooh, I get it now - the fat, anal-dwelling ape made a funny.
Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 2:09 am
by Sanction
phantasmagoria wrote:getting shat on by a bird is superstitiously good luck. what's your point?
so this kid is a rabbit's foot?
Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 8:25 am
by Grudge
wtf, you can see a trail of bird shit along the path he's been running. that has to be some seriously aggressive birds
Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 12:50 pm
by plained
i guess when you runn to close to thier nests they fly out and attack. or in thier mind, protect the nesting baby birdies!
Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 1:12 pm
by Massive Quasars
Too bad it wasn't a romulan warbird, amirite?
Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 4:04 pm
by Foo
itt fat trek nerd
Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 11:42 am
by Doombrain
plained wrote:i guess when you runn to close to thier nests they fly out and attack. or in thier mind, protect the nesting baby birdies!
shut up you cunt
Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 11:49 am
by LawL
So bitter.
Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 1:22 pm
by plained
Doombrain wrote:plained wrote:i guess when you runn to close to thier nests they fly out and attack. or in thier mind, protect the nesting baby birdies!
shut up you cunt
pop goes the weasel
again
