plained monkey
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:54 pm
neuroscience or science of the bbq?
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:03 pm
crushed
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:07 pm
crushed or vaporized?
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:11 pm
i'm pretty sure i know why ur upset this time.
cuz ur so passive aggresive ey jus sayin
cuz ur so passive aggresive ey jus sayin
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:23 pm
do you know what a juxtaposition is?
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:26 pm
unfortuneatly for u i wont be acepting questions today!
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:28 pm
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:29 pm
:icon25:
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 7:45 pm
plained wrote:unfortuneatly for u i wont be acepting questions today!
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 7:53 pm
why not?plained wrote:unfortuneatly for u i wont be acepting questions today!
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:16 pm
youre welcome to try another day!
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:48 pm
and why would i do that?plained wrote:youre welcome to try another day!
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:44 pm
Because that's when he cycles meds.
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:59 pm
whoosh!
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:11 am
I had to throw it out there regardless.
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:26 pm
The delightful Captain Bananas, a four-year-old rhesus monkey, is a source of never-ending amusement for the people lucky enough to work with him in ViviTech's Irritability And Toxicity Testing Division.
"I just love the Captain. He's always doing something crazy to make me laugh!" effused subcutaneous/ocular-irritant trauma technician Sarah Downing. "Yesterday morning, when he saw me coming, he jumped around his cage and squealed with glee. Then he spun around and did a handstand! I was laughing so hard, I was barely able to strap him to a table, drill a hole in his skull, insert electrical probes into his cerebral cortex to monitor pain responses, sew his anus shut, cut his left eyelid off with shears, seal his tear ducts with a cauterizing iron, and inject a concentrated mixture of cadmium chlorate directly into his exposed eyeball."
"Aren't you a silly little fellow? Aren't you?" Downing said to Captain Bananas, patting him lovingly but carefully on the head to avoid dislodging the high-amperage electrodes in his cranium. "Yes, you are! Yes, you are!"
Downing said that after yesterday's experiment, designed to measure the time necessary for cadmium chloride to completely dissolve an eyeball, Captain Bananas was given "the cutest little eyepatch."
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:48 pm
implode or implied...
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:49 pm
wtf
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:54 pm
lol, Jesus Ryoki
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:34 pm