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The Gospel According to Testoclesius

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:46 pm
by seremtan
:olo: the book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham :olo: abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren :olo: and Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram :olo: and Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon :olo: and Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse :olo: and Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias :olo: and Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa :olo: and Asa begat Josaphat; and Josaphat begat Joram; and Joram begat Ozias :olo: and Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias :olo: and Ezekias begat :olo: Manasses :olo: and :olo: Manasses :olo: begat Amon; and Amon begat Josias :olo: and Josias begat Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon :olo: and after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; and Salathiel begat Zorobabel :olo: and Zorobabel begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Eliakim; and Eliakim begat Azor :olo: and Azor begat Sadoc; and Sadoc begat Achim; and Achim begat Eliud :olo: and Eliud begat Eleazar; and Eleazar begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob :olo: and Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ :olo:

:olo: awesome :olo:


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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:51 pm
by Massive Quasars
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:03 pm
by Nightshade
:olo: amen nerds :olo:

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:59 pm
by MKJ
:olo: another religion dedicated to my awesomeness :olo:

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:51 pm
by Nightshade
:olo: crucified :olo:

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:00 pm
by seremtan
:olo: resurrected :olo:

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:49 pm
by vileliquid1026
...wow...

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:50 pm
by Captain
:olo: baptized :olo:

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:22 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
:olo: smitten :olo:

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:38 am
by seremtan
:olo: PooFnCocK :olo:

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:42 am
by bork[e]
:olo: suckaman :olo:

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:37 am
by Grudge
Nightshade wrote::olo: crucified :olo:
lol

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:40 am
by MKJ
:olo: looks like Abel upset Cain :olo:

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:49 pm
by vileliquid1026
:olo: exalted :olo:

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:32 pm
by Ryoki
:olo: glorified :olo:

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:23 pm
by R00k
:olo: stabbed in the side by a traitor :olo:

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:33 pm
by seremtan
:olo: not having a clue what this thread is about but trying to fit in anyway :olo:

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:29 am
by tnf
what i don't get is if jesus is supposed to be of the davidic lineage, why isn't it mary that is related to david, not joseph, because she was a virgin apparently when he was born, right, so wouldn't that mean that joseph didn't bone her, and thus wasn't really jesus's father and thus jesus wasn't of the davidic lineage and thus the bible really doesn't make sense there about that....oh wait.....

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:55 am
by CaseDogg
icon 19 in this bitch.

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:30 pm
by o'dium
:idgi:

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:13 pm
by seremtan
tnf wrote:what i don't get is if jesus is supposed to be of the davidic lineage, why isn't it mary that is related to david, not joseph, because she was a virgin apparently when he was born, right, so wouldn't that mean that joseph didn't bone her, and thus wasn't really jesus's father and thus jesus wasn't of the davidic lineage and thus the bible really doesn't make sense there about that....oh wait.....
but remember...

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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:38 pm
by vileliquid1026
:olo: imaginary being created to be used as an excuse for anything and everything :olo: