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vileliquid1026 wrote:

busetibi wrote:

vileliquid1026 wrote:

hell yea, 2,974 dead, fucking hilarious

vileliquid1026 wrote: why dont you go jump all over someone else?

nay0k wrote:

busetibi wrote: hell yea, 2,974 dead, fucking hilarious

Looks like somebody's stuck too far in the past to see a joke.

<karlmex> So a friend of mine got back from Amsterdam a few months back, after spending a stint there with a bunch of his mates. Told me quite possibly one of the funniest stories I’ve heard. They had picked up some shrooms and acid, and decided to take it in the wee hours of the morning, and spend the day exploring the city while they tripped…sure enough 20min into it, one of the group vanishes. So, after 7 or so hours of struggling to search for their lost friend, they decide it’d be best to head back to their hotel, sober up, regroup, and go looking when the gears worn off and they’d be of more use.
<tubs> lol k
<karlmex> Anyway, upon arrival at the hotel, surprise suprise they find their friend standing in the lobby, dazed and staring at the ceiling muttering to himself. Understandably they were all pissed off with him for making them worry and bringing their trip down as a result of their half assed search. However all the friend can reply with is “this fucking town is full of gremlins!”… They tried to calm him down and tell him that it was the acid making him hallucinate, to which he replied “I knew you’d say that so I captured one and locked it in the bathroom…”
<tubs> lol?
<karlmex> as you’d expect they thought he was losing the plot, but he insisted they come to his room and look for themselves. So, they head to the room, and sure enough, the bathroom door is baracaded shut with chairs, lamps, mattress and the bed…they're getting a little worried now, so they cautiously move the furniture away and inch the door open…
<tubs> and??
<karlmex> ...Laying on the floor is a 10 year old kid with Down syndrome grinning ear to ear.
<tubs> lol dude that's fucked up
<karlmex> The mate had come across one of those outing groups or retarded kids - freaked out, balled up one of those poor little bastards carried him back to the room and locked him in the bathroom for proof…
<tubs> lol god man

Nightshade wrote:This post was made by vileliquid1026 who is currently on your dumb cunt list. Ignore this shit.

Ryoki wrote:Here's this thing i ripped off Bash because it made me grin, sorta.

<karlmex> So a friend of mine got back from Amsterdam a few months back, after spending a stint there with a bunch of his mates. Told me quite possibly one of the funniest stories I’ve heard. They had picked up some shrooms and acid, and decided to take it in the wee hours of the morning, and spend the day exploring the city while they tripped…sure enough 20min into it, one of the group vanishes. So, after 7 or so hours of struggling to search for their lost friend, they decide it’d be best to head back to their hotel, sober up, regroup, and go looking when the gears worn off and they’d be of more use.
<tubs> lol k
<karlmex> Anyway, upon arrival at the hotel, surprise suprise they find their friend standing in the lobby, dazed and staring at the ceiling muttering to himself. Understandably they were all pissed off with him for making them worry and bringing their trip down as a result of their half assed search. However all the friend can reply with is “this fucking town is full of gremlins!”… They tried to calm him down and tell him that it was the acid making him hallucinate, to which he replied “I knew you’d say that so I captured one and locked it in the bathroom…”
<tubs> lol?
<karlmex> as you’d expect they thought he was losing the plot, but he insisted they come to his room and look for themselves. So, they head to the room, and sure enough, the bathroom door is baracaded shut with chairs, lamps, mattress and the bed…they're getting a little worried now, so they cautiously move the furniture away and inch the door open…
<tubs> and??
<karlmex> ...Laying on the floor is a 10 year old kid with Down syndrome grinning ear to ear.
<tubs> lol dude that's fucked up
<karlmex> The mate had come across one of those outing groups or retarded kids - freaked out, balled up one of those poor little bastards carried him back to the room and locked him in the bathroom for proof…
<tubs> lol god man

busetibi wrote:

vileliquid1026 wrote:

hell yea, 2,974 dead, fucking hilarious

Big Kahuna Burger wrote:lol i only value american and western european life, sorry

Big Kahuna Burger wrote:lol i only value american and western european life, sorry

seremtan wrote:

Big Kahuna Burger wrote:lol i only value american and western european life, sorry

american lives aren't worth shit. they breed like rabbits anyway

theoneandonly wrote:hey vile they can be pretty mean, it's ok. if ur upset from these immature kids and just want to talk with some1 who wont make fun of you, message me on aim. or maybe just send me a message even if you aren't. itd be cool to talk. im sure we have a lot in common.
i heard you have a boyfriend, let's talk about it. is he who you really want? are you sure the breakup with the ex didnt affect your situation? whats your favorite position? where do you see yourself in 5 years with him? kids?
im here to talk babe...im here to listen...but most importantly im here for you ~aim me ~