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				Best and worst names for your kids
				Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:14 am
				by feedback
				We spent a couple of hours at work deciding what the best and worst names would be for our kids.
Some of the best:  Magnus, Nitro, Thunder, Thor, Hunter
Some of the worst:  Whorf, Geordi, Jar-Jar
of course the kid named Magnus had better be huge, because if he's a pale skinny kid he's going to ruin it for all the other magnus's out there.  Also, if you have 4 kids- name 3 of them something that rhymes, like Ken, Ben, Jen, and then name the 4th something like Isaac, just to let him know he isn't wanted.
Suggestions?
			 
			
					
				Re: Best and worst names for your kids
				Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:17 am
				by Dark Metal
				Where does naming your son Luke and your Daughter Leah fit in?
			 
			
					
				Re: Best and worst names for your kids
				Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:22 am
				by Dark Metal
				Mike Lit
			 
			
					
				Re: Best and worst names for your kids
				Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:22 am
				by Big Kahuna Burger
				richard would be lame
			 
			
					
				Re: Best and worst names for your kids
				Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:31 am
				by feedback
				On the same note, my sister just sent me an email to let me know she got an email from a guy named "Mr. Spore" who is the new green relationships specialist for her architecture firm.
			 
			
					
				Re: Best and worst names for your kids
				Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:37 am
				by Captain
				I'm surprised you didn't give your boss an honorary mention, feedberg.
			 
			
					
				Re: Best and worst names for your kids
				Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:41 am
				by Hannibal
				Good:  Tiberius, Soren, Stonebreaker, The Mangler
Bad: Biff, Pedophilicus, Balbus, Tad
			 
			
					
				Re: Best and worst names for your kids
				Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:20 am
				by Grandpa Stu
				Timo is pretty cool.
btw, feedback, speaking of your sister.  is she still hot?
			 
			
					
				Re: Best and worst names for your kids
				Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:51 am
				by Captain
				Timo's a Finnish name btw.
But how about Cornelius or Tabatha? \o/
			 
			
					
				Re: Best and worst names for your kids
				Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:23 am
				by feedback
				Grandpa Stu wrote:Timo is pretty cool.
btw, feedback, speaking of your sister.  is she still hot?
You could say so, but you'll have to move to SF to get a shot.
 
			
					
				Re: Best and worst names for your kids
				Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:28 am
				by Grandpa Stu
				some might consider me to be a bit excentric but by no means would i ever consider moving there; i suck at rollerblading 

 
			
					
				Re: Best and worst names for your kids
				Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:39 am
				by Massive Quasars
				ginger hair is your main impediment
			 
			
					
				Re: Best and worst names for your kids
				Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:49 am
				by Grandpa Stu
				for moving there, rollerblading or hooking up with his sister?
			 
			
					
				Re: Best and worst names for your kids
				Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:58 am
				by feedback
				rollerblading
			 
			
					
				Re: Best and worst names for your kids
				Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:10 am
				by eMu
				oh darn
			 
			
					
				Re: Best and worst names for your kids
				Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:17 am
				by feedback
				It's alright, better to have red hair than be a fucking massive ugly virgin afraid to let anybody see your picture. 

 
			
					
				Re: Best and worst names for your kids
				Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:36 am
				by eMu
				i found these pictures while searching for ugly virgin.
 
 
 
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 
			
					
				Re: Best and worst names for your kids
				Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:42 am
				by feedback
				Is that everyone's favourite sexual predator's jawline?
			 
			
					
				Re: Best and worst names for your kids
				Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:07 am
				by eMu
				not sure...but here's how i interpret each image.
 
 
 
i lied. yes.
 
			
					
				Re: Best and worst names for your kids
				Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:09 am
				by feedback
				LOL those are great pictures, stu, now go to bed.
			 
			
					
				Re: Best and worst names for your kids
				Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:19 am
				by Grandpa Stu
				my sleep schedule is fucked.  lights out won't be for another hour or so  

 
			
					
				Re: Best and worst names for your kids
				Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:23 am
				by Fender
				I was almost Leaf.  Or maybe it was Leif.  Whatever, either would have sucked.
One set of friends was considering Fenton (sp?) w/ the grandfather's 1st name as the kid's middle name.  Luckily for the kid, G-pa put his foot down and said no way you are using my name w/ Fenton.
Another buddy just named his girl River.
I'm reading a book for work by Alister Cockburn.  Seriously.  Did they want him to be gay?
			 
			
					
				Re: Best and worst names for your kids
				Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:26 pm
				by MaCaBr3
				I'd name my kid Ares.
			 
			
					
				Re: Best and worst names for your kids
				Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:32 pm
				by Grudge
				Biggus Dickus and Incontinentia Buttocks
			 
			
					
				Re: Best and worst names for your kids
				Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:42 pm
				by plained
				creshendo and jubilee!
ey its the plained way!