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Best and worst names for your kids

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:14 am
by feedback
We spent a couple of hours at work deciding what the best and worst names would be for our kids.

Some of the best: Magnus, Nitro, Thunder, Thor, Hunter

Some of the worst: Whorf, Geordi, Jar-Jar

of course the kid named Magnus had better be huge, because if he's a pale skinny kid he's going to ruin it for all the other magnus's out there. Also, if you have 4 kids- name 3 of them something that rhymes, like Ken, Ben, Jen, and then name the 4th something like Isaac, just to let him know he isn't wanted.

Suggestions?

Re: Best and worst names for your kids

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:17 am
by Dark Metal
Where does naming your son Luke and your Daughter Leah fit in?

Re: Best and worst names for your kids

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:22 am
by Dark Metal
Mike Lit

Re: Best and worst names for your kids

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:22 am
by Big Kahuna Burger
richard would be lame

Re: Best and worst names for your kids

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:31 am
by feedback
On the same note, my sister just sent me an email to let me know she got an email from a guy named "Mr. Spore" who is the new green relationships specialist for her architecture firm.

Re: Best and worst names for your kids

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:37 am
by Captain
I'm surprised you didn't give your boss an honorary mention, feedberg.

Re: Best and worst names for your kids

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:41 am
by Hannibal
Good: Tiberius, Soren, Stonebreaker, The Mangler

Bad: Biff, Pedophilicus, Balbus, Tad

Re: Best and worst names for your kids

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:20 am
by Grandpa Stu
Timo is pretty cool.

btw, feedback, speaking of your sister. is she still hot?

Re: Best and worst names for your kids

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:51 am
by Captain
Timo's a Finnish name btw.

But how about Cornelius or Tabatha? \o/

Re: Best and worst names for your kids

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:23 am
by feedback
Grandpa Stu wrote:Timo is pretty cool.

btw, feedback, speaking of your sister. is she still hot?
You could say so, but you'll have to move to SF to get a shot.

Re: Best and worst names for your kids

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:28 am
by Grandpa Stu
some might consider me to be a bit excentric but by no means would i ever consider moving there; i suck at rollerblading :(

Re: Best and worst names for your kids

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:39 am
by Massive Quasars
ginger hair is your main impediment

Re: Best and worst names for your kids

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:49 am
by Grandpa Stu
for moving there, rollerblading or hooking up with his sister?

Re: Best and worst names for your kids

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:58 am
by feedback
rollerblading

Re: Best and worst names for your kids

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:10 am
by eMu
oh darn

Re: Best and worst names for your kids

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:17 am
by feedback
It's alright, better to have red hair than be a fucking massive ugly virgin afraid to let anybody see your picture. :!:

Re: Best and worst names for your kids

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:36 am
by eMu
i found these pictures while searching for ugly virgin.

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Re: Best and worst names for your kids

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:42 am
by feedback
Is that everyone's favourite sexual predator's jawline?

Re: Best and worst names for your kids

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:07 am
by eMu
not sure...but here's how i interpret each image.

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i lied. yes.

Re: Best and worst names for your kids

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:09 am
by feedback
LOL those are great pictures, stu, now go to bed.

Re: Best and worst names for your kids

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:19 am
by Grandpa Stu
my sleep schedule is fucked. lights out won't be for another hour or so :smirk:

Re: Best and worst names for your kids

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:23 am
by Fender
I was almost Leaf. Or maybe it was Leif. Whatever, either would have sucked.

One set of friends was considering Fenton (sp?) w/ the grandfather's 1st name as the kid's middle name. Luckily for the kid, G-pa put his foot down and said no way you are using my name w/ Fenton.

Another buddy just named his girl River.

I'm reading a book for work by Alister Cockburn. Seriously. Did they want him to be gay?

Re: Best and worst names for your kids

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:26 pm
by MaCaBr3
I'd name my kid Ares.

Re: Best and worst names for your kids

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:32 pm
by Grudge
Biggus Dickus and Incontinentia Buttocks

Re: Best and worst names for your kids

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:42 pm
by plained
creshendo and jubilee!

ey its the plained way!