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Someone stole my bike. Then got busted.(VID PLZ)
Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 11:47 am
by Turbine
I went to work with my bike last night. I got sidetracked, and I forgot to secure it properly.
So at 22:37 hrs some fag decides it would be a good time to steal a bike. Except he completely fucks up.
After I found out the bike is missing, I searched trough the camera records and found him.
Trust me it is a candidate for the "Stupidest Criminal caught on Video" award, as one of the other officers mentioned.
I will go and see about getting a copy of the video and placing it on YouTube, for all of you to see, tomorrow (Monday, October 8th, 2007).
Right now I am tiered and need sleep, it was the graveyard shift.

Re: Someone stole my bike. Then got busted.
Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 12:04 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
i think you should have delayed posting until the video was up.
Re: Someone stole my bike. Then got busted.
Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 12:15 pm
by Turbine
Yeah, I should have.

Re: Someone stole my bike. Then got busted.
Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 12:21 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
go to sleep.
Re: Someone stole my bike. Then got busted.
Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 12:34 pm
by busetibi
Turbine wrote:I went to work with my bike last night. I got sidetracked, and I forgot to secure it properly.
So at 22:37 hrs some fag decides it would be a good time to steal a bike. Except he completely fucks up.
After I found out the bike is missing, I searched trough the camera records and found him.
Trust me it is a candidate for the "Stupidest Criminal caught on Video" award, as one of the other officers mentioned.
I will go and see about getting a copy of the video and placing it on YouTube, for all of you to see, tomorrow.
Right now I am tiered and need sleep, it was the graveyard shift.

one hopes this is not the same as the sky tag story
http://www.quake3world.com/forum/viewto ... =1&t=33845
Re: Someone stole my bike. Then got busted.
Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 3:38 pm
by seremtan
it is a candidate for the "Stupidest Criminal caught on Video" award
which is ironic, since you are a candidate for "Stupidest Poster in the History of the Internet" award
Re: Someone stole my bike. Then got busted.
Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 11:40 pm
by SoM
Re: Someone stole my bike. Then got busted.
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:14 am
by LawL
seremtan wrote:it is a candidate for the "Stupidest Criminal caught on Video" award
which is ironic, since you are a candidate for "Stupidest Poster in the History of the Internet" award
which is ironic, since you are a candidate for "Oldest Poster in the History of the Internet" award
Re: Someone stole my bike. Then got busted.
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:17 am
by Canidae
Where are the videos , bitch?!?!!
Re: Someone stole my bike. Then got busted.
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:19 am
by AmIdYfReAk
indeed, this thread is worthless without video's
Re: Someone stole my bike. Then got busted.
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:24 am
by Dave
AmIdYfReAk wrote:indeed, this thread is worthless
Re: Someone stole my bike. Then got busted.
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:35 am
by Captain
olo
I too demand videos.
Re: Someone stole my bike. Then got busted.
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:44 am
by Canidae
I've bet he owns a big wheel...
Re: Someone stole my bike. Then got busted.
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:59 am
by wattro
i was thinking more like a runt rider
Re: Someone stole my bike. Then got busted.
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:12 am
by FragaGeddon
I betcha he owns a
scraper bike.
Re: Someone stole my bike. Then got busted.
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:10 am
by Canidae
FragaGeddon wrote:I betcha he owns a
scraper bike.
LOL..Thats what you get when your mom is a crack investor and your daddy was a depositor with no early withdrawal

Re: Someone stole my bike. Then got busted.
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:44 am
by Big Kahuna Burger
you see in the yay area we dance a lil different...
Re: Someone stole my bike. Then got busted.
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 9:55 am
by o'dium
QW3 rules of engagement:
1) Act like a tosser.
2) If they have a witty comeback, insult them again.
3) If they still wont stop, place "laughing" smilie after every sentance until they do.
Case closed Jones.
Re: Someone stole my bike. Then got busted.
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:03 am
by MKJ
Q3W retort plan:
1) Post an essay in an attempt to best the other
2) If they outsmart you, describe how little you care and remind the other that it's a video game forum
3) If the above 2 rules fail, inform the other that you were just on your way "outside". make sure you mention that you have a girlfriend.
100% foolproof.
Re: Someone stole my bike. Then got busted.
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:53 am
by Nightshade

ouch
Re: Someone stole my bike. Then got busted.
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:20 pm
by Ryoki

bam
Re: Someone stole my bike. Then got busted.
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:27 pm
by ek
crushed
Re: Someone stole my bike. Then got busted.
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:29 pm
by o'dium
I'm gonna give him that one
But just today, faglet

Re: Someone stole my bike. Then got busted.
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:31 pm
by Nightshade
lol, as if you have a choice in the matter.
PWNED
Re: Someone stole my bike. Then got busted.
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:31 pm
by ek
like you had a choice, sums you up to a t, retard.