Quake3World

so. about 2 months ago when i worked at ICT (call center ), i happened to have the pleasure of working with this little annoying fucking woman...i wanted to kill her, honestly. all she would ever do is try and get sympathy for her and her husband because he was in a wheelchair. LIKE I GIVE A FUCK....oh, wheelchair eh? does that mean free transportation?.

anyways, one day i was in the lunch room and i had my head down on the table because it has been a long day and i had a headache.

her and a few of her friends (women of much girth) were sitting at the table next to me. she is going on about this and that and everything i couldnt care less about. then they get on the subject of adopting kids (she brought it up for sympathy ). she said she wanted to adopt 3 black kids...poor niggers.

one of her friends asks her "why are you guys adopting kids? why not just have your own?". and she replies "i cant have my own. i am infertile (unsure of her exact wording, but thats pretty much it.

me, being the cunt i am, said "thank god" under my breath. and guess what? she fucking heard me. her mouth dropped to the floor almost. her and her friends go running out. probably off to get some kitkat bars or someshit.

anyways, a bit later HR came to me and wanted to "talk"...so i end my dreadful call and they take me off to a "meeting room"...oddly enough, there is ABSOLUTELY NO PRIVACY in one of those rooms....it has 2 sides viewable from the entire call floor. with huge fucking windows in it.

so, we get in there and all they have to say is "try and keep your comments to yourself". i ask "is that all?" and they nod. and out i go.

quality day.

barren wombed cunt. not unlike goagrrl herself.

Yeah fat people suck. And they smell. And they sweat. And they have the biggest trouble moving 0000000.1 millimeters on their own free will and without making some kind of grunting noise.

, i agree.

we got this smelly bastard in work

but the thing is i get in the hsit everytime i tell him he stinks :icon27:

keep some toilet water around and spray it on him everytime he stinks.

piss-water...

I hate to be prejudice but I won't hire a fat person.
You can't get any work done if your eating all day.

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:keep some toilet water around and spray it on him everytime he stinks.

no really, i cant do fuck all about him

if i spray him with lynx (deodrant) i get in the crap

if i say have a shower please

i get in the shit

if i say your smell really offends me, i get in the shit

i cant work with people who stink the fucking place out yet i get a bollocking everytime i mention it

I have a guy that everyone complained to me that he smelled like old wet laundry every day. I actually had to have a talk with him about it. He couldn't believe he stinked. I wonder what his house smell like.

that must be hell

yea, i cant understand how people cant tell they smell. fuck sakes. is their nose broken?

I think you must get used to it. I mean if you live in a cesspool and it rubs off on you, you always smell that thus thinking its normal.

do you know the smell thats in the bottom of a rubbish (garbage) bag (like the liquid n all that shit)

thats what he smells like and i really REALLY cant stand people who stink (i class it as a form of hygeine), i mean the odd odour, or if someone turns up stinking of body odour for one day, i can kinda handle and ignore. i can put it off.... but when 1 guy turns up day to day smelling like my boxers after a week of being soaked in my bollox... FFS

but what i cant stand is that when i say listen, i cant work with you no more because i cant handle the smell... i get dragged into the office and pulled up for 'not respectin colleagues'

WTF am i meant to do, suffer and heev because of some dick not being able to bathe

Your bosses are dicks. I took my smelly bastard aside said nobody wanted to work with him cause he reeked. Take up a pool and get him some soap.
Bad breath is another. This one superintendent I had to deal with had the worst breath ever. I would always offer him a mint or gum but he would never take it, or get the hint. Had like old people breath, breathin out 100 year old air for cryin out loud.

i lost a huge typin post about real world fat guy expirerence