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My mom has been...
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:22 am
by a13n
My mom has been a spy, a spy to watch me.
Because my father is not a pirate of the southern chinese, there is a large possibility that their children might not adapt themselves to the society of imperial capitalism as a slavery robot.
My mom married my papa, not because she liked him but because she and her parents could make a profit.
This would not be a special story.
Many people whose ancestors were invaded and kidnapped by japanese(pirates of southern chinese) in modern wars at northern China or northern Korea would share the similar situation.
But they are spread to various regions so as not to help each other.
Re: My mom has been...
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:23 am
by Captain
Re: My mom has been...
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:32 am
by Captain
Re: My mom has been...
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 6:02 am
by LawL
Captain Mazda wrote:
Pathetic, the font doesn't even match.
Re: My mom has been...
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 8:06 am
by seremtan
a13n wrote:My mom has been a spy, a spy to watch me.
Because my father is not a pirate of the southern chinese, there is a large possibility that their children might not adapt themselves to the society of imperial fag0ts as a slavery robot.
My mom married my papa, not because she liked him but because she and her parents could make a profit.
This would not be a special story.
Many people whose ancestors were invaded and kidnapped by japanese(pirates of southern chinese) in modern wars at northern China or northern Korea would share the similar situation.
But they are spread to various regions so as not to help each other.
lol, i wonder how this would sound on oprah
Re: My mom has been...
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 8:23 am
by Massive Quasars
Do you have pictures of your mal-civilized southern chinese mother you could post? Preferably mal-appropriately dressed.
Re: My mom has been...
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 8:38 am
by o'dium
Re: My mom has been...
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:47 am
by a13n
Massive Quasars wrote:Do you have pictures of your mal-civilized southern chinese mother you could post? Preferably mal-appropriately dressed.
Sorry, there are no pics at the moment nor do I want to mal-consume and pollute my flash media.
But I can describe a situation.
She enjoys tons of useless mal-shoppings as if trying to hide her ugly look and feel.
@o'dium
Acutally we don't need no more visual evasion like that.
Your pic assures that current sick werld is mostly built on spoofing, especially on visuals, restricted poor information only going through the eyes which can never hold the whole figure of itself.
Re: My mom has been...
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:59 am
by 4days
a13n wrote:My mom has been a spy, a spy to watch me.
Because my father is not a pirate of the southern chinese, there is a large possibility that their children might not adapt themselves to the society of imperial fag0ts as a slavery robot.
My mom married my papa, not because she liked him but because she and her parents could make a profit.
This would not be a special story.
Many people whose ancestors were invaded and kidnapped by japanese(pirates of southern chinese) in modern wars at northern China or northern Korea would share the similar situation.
But they are spread to various regions so as not to help each other.
what is your native language?
Re: My mom has been...
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 12:09 pm
by Nightshade
4days, a13n's native tongue is quite obviously Moronese.
Re: My mom has been...
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:00 pm
by a13n
@4days
Native language only explains where he has been living, not what he truely is.
For example when pirates of the southern chinese invaded into Korea, they forced the natives to learn japanese to make them forget the tradition there.
In that case even if surviving older natives know the truth, they cannot communicate with the descendants to tell the truth.
As a result the truth is lost.
In the end the descendants will lose the clues what happened in the past, where they come from, why they are there, why pirates of the southern chinese are sucking on them and who pirates of the southern chinese are!
Re: My mom has been...
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:07 pm
by R00k
What - you mean they don't write any of it down? tsk
Re: My mom has been...
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:54 pm
by Ryoki
Captain Mazda wrote:
1/10

Re: My mom has been...
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:59 pm
by 4days
a13n wrote:@4days
garble garble garble
so, what ns said then. nvm.
Re: My mom has been...
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:27 pm
by Captain
Ryoki wrote:Captain Mazda wrote:
1/10

I didn't make it, dickslot

Re: My mom has been...
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 6:24 pm
by seremtan
a13n wrote:pirates of the southern chinese
i think i caught this on pay-per-view
Re: My mom has been...
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 6:25 pm
by seremtan
a13n is the thinking man's plained
Re: My mom has been...
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:37 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
seremtan wrote:a13n is the thinking man's plained
larf
Re: My mom has been...
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 8:22 pm
by LawL
Captain Mazda wrote:I didn't make it, dickslot

You chose to post it, retard.
Re: My mom has been...
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:15 pm
by Canidae
Did someone say Dick Cole?

Re: My mom has been...
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 9:17 am
by Ryoki
seremtan wrote:a13n is the thinking man's plained
hehe

Re: My mom has been...
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:40 pm
by a13n
Sorry guys for my critical mistake on expression.
Strictly speaking my mom has been a zombie, which has spied me.
Yes, she is a zombie and things are worse than just a spy because zombies don't listen to the sane, that is, true human beings.

I don't know when she was infected(at least before marrying my papa who doesn't belong to pirates of the southern chinese, that is, an enemy against them or an target to be eaten up) but at least I could regret to say that the name of virus is the tiny "materialism".
And that's why I like to watch zombie movies.
Because it's the very world, with which I've been familiar since the beginning of my consciousness.
Killing zombies and escaping from zomibes mean a struggle for the sanity.
It's a kind of Jihad!
Of course she received the virus from henchmen of pirates of the southern chinese.
We, the sane, must survive!
Benjamin Fraklin(a13n remix) wrote:A small leak can sink a shopping maul!
Pirates of the southern chinese drooling
Pirates of the southern chinese running
Our only hope is to escape!
They are too many, too powerful!
Escape from the sick infected island!

Re: My mom has been...
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 2:59 pm
by MKJ
fucking hell, go away
Re: My mom has been...
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 3:29 pm
by Ryoki
great movie though.

Re: My mom has been...
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:33 pm
by obsidian
I'm confused. So these "Pirates of the Southern Chinese"... are they Chinese, Japanese, or are you talking about Chow Yun Fat. It had better not be the latter, because Chow Yun Fat has decidedly been declared as awesome.
BTW, Sarah Polley...
