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England are already 2 GOALS down in the first 15 minutes of their final game against croatia to qualify for Euro 2008. The one thing they couldn't afford. They only needed to draw. Shitty 5th rate england manager who decided to play a complete noob 22 year old goal keeper for a game of this magnitude. Lots of people said it was a bad decision to use an inexperienced goalkeeper and now it's a nightmare realised. I'm laughing because I've so given up on england and it'll be more fun to see the drama of McClaren finally getting sacked.

The only reason england still have a chance to qualify is because israel saved their asses the other night by beating russia.

Soccer

Nightshade wrote:Soccer

I'm going to apply to be a goalie for England. I mean for £80,000 a week I could also let every goal into the net so I've as good a chance as anyone.

get that lanky cunt off and play a 4-4-2 ffs

DRuM wrote:

Nightshade wrote:Soccer

I'm going to apply to be a goalie for England. I mean for £80,000 a week I could also let every goal into the net so I've as good a chance as anyone.

lol, DrUM wants a job with lots of balls flying at his face.

think he gets more that 80g a week for wedding drumming and loyalties for once being the backing band that was on a daytime TV show in the 80s.

Nightshade wrote:
lol, DrUM wants a job with lots of balls flying at his face.

There's a second game of russia v israel happening right now in andorra. Apparently, if russia don't score, england can still qualify even at 2-0 down. That would be such a joke if england qualified now purely on what other teams are doing, considering how shit england have been.

Doombrain wrote:think he gets more that 80g a week for wedding drumming and loyalties for once being the backing band that was on a daytime TV show in the 80s.

old

Nightshade wrote:

DRuM wrote:I'm going to apply to be a goalie for England. I mean for £80,000 a week I could also let every goal into the net so I've as good a chance as anyone.

lol, DrUM wants a job with lots of balls flying at his face.

yeah but it's only gay if they're touching

DRuM wrote:

Doombrain wrote:think he gets more that 80g a week for wedding drumming and loyalties for once being the backing band that was on a daytime TV show in the 80s.

old

bet it's the first thing you tell the girls at those dating things you pay for.

DRuM wrote:
There's a second game of russia v israel happening right now in andorra. Apparently, if russia don't score, england can still qualify even at 2-0 down. That would be such a joke if england qualified now purely on what other teams are doing, considering how shit england have been.

Ok, england are out. Russia just scored. Lol, GG.

drum is single, for life.

DRuM wrote:

DRuM wrote:
There's a second game of russia v israel happening right now in andorra. Apparently, if russia don't score, england can still qualify even at 2-0 down. That would be such a joke if england qualified now purely on what other teams are doing, considering how shit england have been.

Ok, england are out. Russia just scored. Lol, GG.

it's not over yet, you moron

Once more for luck

Doombrain wrote:
bet it's the first thing you tell the girls at those dating things you pay for.

Doombrain wrote:
it's not over yet, you moron

Of course it is. Lol@thinking england will qualify now.

btw

england

mcclown

peter crouch

I don't understand why every soccer team in the world hasn't replaced their goalie with a large and grossly overweight man.

The goals aren't THAT big you know.

because people shoot the ball at like 100 km/h? :/

england :sad:

Sweden just beat Latvia 2-1, so we're playing in Switzerland/Austria next summer, woot

Fjoggs wrote:because people shoot the ball at like 100 km/h? :/

They have new balls for Euro 2008 too, they fly much faster, which makes it harder for the goalies.

R00k wrote:I don't understand why every soccer team in the world hasn't replaced their goalie with a large and grossly overweight man.

The goals aren't THAT big you know.

i think you'll find that a grossly overweight man would have trouble reaching for the top right/left hand corner

oh, and the rest of the goal mouth not within arm's reach of their grotesque blubber

that was the most BS penalty call ive ever seen

seremtan wrote:

R00k wrote:I don't understand why every soccer team in the world hasn't replaced their goalie with a large and grossly overweight man.

The goals aren't THAT big you know.

i think you'll find that a grossly overweight man would have trouble reaching for the top right/left hand corner

oh, and the rest of the goal mouth not within arm's reach of their grotesque blubber

andre the giant could have lain on his side and won games.

this is the kind of entertainment of which you uptight soccer fans are depriving the rest of the world.

excellent passing and shot by croatia. 3-2

Croatiownt lol