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http://www.autosport.com/news/grapevine.php/id/64424

The seven-time world champion is appearing in the 'Asterix at the Olympic Games' film, which is due for release in France on January 30th 2008.

Schumacher will play the part of a chariot racer called Schumix, with Todt working for him in the pits.

Schumix

Sounds gay.

Spoken like a true closet h0m0.
Seriously, if you've no idea who Asterix is your education is sorely lacking.

zinedine zidane as "numerodix"? i guess Headbuttix didn't fly

edit:

gayc0ccyx

Do you surf the net in search of all that is Shumi? There's something wrong with you.

I read Formula 1 news sites. It's much like you and Celine Dion, I'm just a fan.

Nightshade wrote:Spoken like a true closet h0m0.
Seriously, if you've no idea who Asterix is your education is sorely lacking.

First of all, I don't care who Asterix is. Second of all, even if I didn't know and I wanted to know I could google it easily. Finally, none of that changes the fact that I still think Michael Schumacher appearing in a cinematic film in the first place is completely gay.

yep, that's exactly what i'd expect the middle carriage of the man train to say

semencan: Trying so hard to be funny, but failing so miserably.

gayc0k: Another closet-case teenager using the "I don't care what it is so it must not be important" line to cover up his ignorance

Spazda: Another retard trying way too hard to be funny

You should take your wireless headphones and fuck off

Funny taken to a new low. Mazda's set a precedent.

it's funny - and by funny i mean uncompromisingly spastic - how gayc0k copies his posting style straight from BawL, in the way that one dribbling back-of-the-bus windowlicker tries to copy another dribbling back-of-the-bus windowlicker's primitive crayon drawings of his own wee-wee, and yet attempts over and over to set the standard for funny. it's like watching bozo the alcoholic clown claiming his kazoo rendition of "she'll be coming round the mountain" is somehow on a par with beethoven's ninth symphony, and then wondering why the nearest he ever gets to a gig at the albert hall is busking for pennies in the underpass next door in a puddle of his own piss

*sigh*
Why do I bother?

seremtan wrote:it's funny - and by funny i mean uncompromisingly spastic - how gayc0k copies his posting style straight from BawL, in the way that one dribbling back-of-the-bus windowlicker tries to copy another dribbling back-of-the-bus windowlicker's primitive crayon drawings of his own wee-wee, and yet attempts over and over to set the standard for funny. it's like watching bozo the alcoholic clown claiming his kazoo rendition of "she'll be coming round the mountain" is somehow on a par with beethoven's ninth symphony, and then wondering why the nearest he ever gets to a gig at the albert hall is busking for pennies in the underpass next door in a puddle of his own piss

Fucking hell

seremtan wrote:it's funny - and by funny i mean uncompromisingly spastic - how gayc0k copies his posting style straight from BawL, in the way that one dribbling back-of-the-bus windowlicker tries to copy another dribbling back-of-the-bus windowlicker's primitive crayon drawings of his own wee-wee, and yet attempts over and over to set the standard for funny. it's like watching bozo the alcoholic clown claiming his kazoo rendition of "she'll be coming round the mountain" is somehow on a par with beethoven's ninth symphony, and then wondering why the nearest he ever gets to a gig at the albert hall is busking for pennies in the underpass next door in a puddle of his own piss

YOU AREN'T FUNNY SO STOP TRYING.

seremtan wrote:it's funny - and by funny i mean uncompromisingly spastic - how gayc0k copies his posting style straight from BawL, in the way that one dribbling back-of-the-bus windowlicker tries to copy another dribbling back-of-the-bus windowlicker's primitive crayon drawings of his own wee-wee, and yet attempts over and over to set the standard for funny. it's like watching bozo the alcoholic clown claiming his kazoo rendition of "she'll be coming round the mountain" is somehow on a par with beethoven's ninth symphony, and then wondering why the nearest he ever gets to a gig at the albert hall is busking for pennies in the underpass next door in a puddle of his own piss

Oh boy, pedotan really sets the standard for trying hard yet failing so miserably.

Nightshade wrote:I read Formula 1 news sites. It's much like you and Celine Dion, I'm just a fan.

He is definitely NOT a fan. Actually his job is to follow her every where she goes waving a giant banana leaf.