Quake3World

shhh

using the tongue of my asian help

i should really register the username "Orgasmo" before posting here, but.... ya know, that would be to much damned work.

you registered Massive Quasars, take comfort

at home, I use the shower head to spray and clean, and mix it up with soap.

At school, I flush the toilet and dip in a few wads of toilet paper into the running water, and scrub clean mixing it up with dry paper - does the job almost as well as the shower head.

oh dear god

I'm definitely a double-dipper. Initial dip... sort of a probing thing. I guess try and do the best you can at the first go... Then you go back to your daily routine aka sitting on your ass/walking/banging/biking for about an hour, then you go back to the shitter for the double-dip and seal the deal aka clean that mofo real nice like.

in no way is this a shitty thread started by an alt

stuntcock? do you go through rings of fire?

*rimshot* (<- bonuspun!)

While at work, I use wet-wipes that are in my work bag, and then pat my ass dry with normal toilet paper.
At home I normally shower after a dump.

However, when I am confident that it was a pretty solid shit, I just use paper and forget about it.

I try not to take a shit when I am not at work/home.

I did have the pleasure of taking a dump on the train recently, and made a disgusting mess and stench, just after I left some middle-aged women got into the toilet, she must have loved the shit sprayed everywhere and the fucking evil odour.

horton wrote: At home I normally shower after a dump.

What I do ^

I have to say, tbh, years ago there was this discussion here and julios changed how I wipe my ass. People usually make fun when I say I use wet wipes or shower after, till I ask them "If you got poop anywhere else on you, would you just wipe it off with paper?"

I know I wouldnt want to go near a girl who had not perfected anal hygiene, so I dont see why I should have a shit encrusted ring piece.

You can be the best dressed, porsche driving motherfucker out there, but having little bits of shit stuck to your ass, has to be a major turn off for any girl. (unless of course she is just as disgusting)

out and about i'll wet the toilet paper or preferably paper towels and clean that fucker right up. thankfully, my asshole schedules a shit when i'm at home. usually i'll take a shower cuz it works that way or i'll use wet paper towels followed up with dry tp.

i also kneel to piss at home so it doesn't splash.

...why not sit down?

not as comfortable to piss that way, imo. even when taking a shit.

to each their own, etc.

pee kneeler!

i sit and pee at home mostly out of lazyness and also cuz i can read

have i mentioned i think rolling stone magazine is rubbish?

RUBBISH I SAY!!

off the backboard, isn't that why it's there for?

void

also i have a top secret propreietary way of achieving the minty bum!!

so

plained wrote:have i mentioned i think rolling stone magazine is rubbish?

RUBBISH I SAY!!

I only read their politics section online, but i think it's great.

it's on sale!