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I like the smell of my own farts.

Not enough to build my own suit to contain them

but its not unpleasant.

also when i know i won't be goin out the next day i eat a lot of beans and drink a lot of milk.

i like who i am.

ever notice how if you're riding a bike and suddenly feel the urge to let rip, you have to stop pedalling first? and yet, paradoxically, climbing steps actually encourages the timed release of a whole string of little fartlets

we have a mezzanine where i work, with spiral staircases, and i'm always afraid i'm going to carpetbomb someone right behind me

carpetbomb

I don't even know what to say to this one.......

seremtan wrote:we have a mezzanine where i work, with spiral staircases, and i'm always afraid i'm going to carpetbomb someone right behind me

haha I served for a while and always found cropdusting other servers section effing hilarious. just let it out a little at a time as you walk past haha.

told that to one of my managers once and he said in manager training they actually had a section on farting. it was to be restricted to the BOH, but in the event you had to on the floor he told me it actually said to cropdust to minimize the intensity in one place

oh yeah, cropdusting preceded by a modicum of anal guff recycling (to take the audible sting out of it) is the way to go when you work in an office. just drop a little bomblet here and there and there's no way anyone can trace the source

shit particles.

i'm afraid there's no other way of smelling shit than breathing in shit particles

Its a couple chemicals that cause the scent - they come from the anus, but they aren't necessarily "shit" - although that depends on how you define that term.

Does anyone else fart just as they are getting off a crowded elevator ever?

hm, last time i rode in an elevator was in brussels. we don't really have too many buildings tall enough to need one in oxford, but if we did, i'm sure i'd leave the cheese-cutting until the doors opened

CaseDogg wrote:shit particles.

but they're filtered

does anyone else stick there finger up there ass then rub it under there nose to smell all the glory ?

OMG I thought I was the only person that did that!

hello brother.

Maybe you two should have butt sex so you can simulate the feel of sticking a finger up your butt together.

nay0k wrote:Maybe you two should have butt sex so you can simulate the feel of sticking a finger up your butt together.

There is never any finger penetration actually. Chunk takes it a bit further than the rest of us.

I'd say about a finger's length farther.

gayc0k: the brown trout of q3w

since we're speaking anally

true.

seremtan wrote:gayc0k: the brown trout of q3w

since we're speaking anally

Ignore list

quoting someone you are ignoring?

He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.

uh yeah hum excuse me it's not ignore list this is quake3world

he is your foe