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lol @ taking condoms out of sex ed.

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:42 pm
by Dr_Watson
One In Four Teenage Girls In U.S. Has Sexually Transmitted Disease, CDC Study Shows

something to keep in mind next time you're trolling for pussy at a college bar.

also too bad for the unfortunate girls who's born-again parents think HPV vaccinations are evil.

Re: lol @ taking condoms out of sex ed.

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:08 pm
by R00k
Soon enough there will be multiple correct answers to health & sex ed tests:

http://endogenousretrovirus.blogspot.co ... icals.html


1) How is the HIV virus transmitted?
a) Through direct sexual contact, especially without protection
b) From letting a dirty woman cry on you
c) It is but one form of God's wrath which he sends upon sinners and fornicators, that they may learn the evil of their ways


choose two.

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:46 pm
by Wabbit
If they took clamidia out, I wonder what the numbers would be.

Clamidia is very common. I don't think they use to mention it because it took a special test to find and there were often no visable symptons. In addition, they discovered most young women/men's immune systems are able to successfully kill it without any intervention at all.

Older adults need to worry about it because it doesn't go away and seems to be a potential cause of cervical cancer in women. I don't know what the long term effects, if any, on men would be.

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:39 pm
by Fender

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:42 pm
by Dark Metal
Funny how that post appears after Wabbits. Funny.

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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:25 am
by tnf
They really regulate how sex ed is taught nowadays...it used to be they'd make me put a 'question box' in the room that kids could drop anonymous questions off in to be answered (so long as they weren't about stuff like autoerotic asphyxiation, etc.) Now all I am allowed to teach is a 2 day district-provided unit on AIDS. I got a 'talking to' the other day after a genetics lecture wherein I jokingly drew smiley faces on the sperm cells I drew on the whiteboard while discussing how meiosis and fertilization increase genetic diversity. Apparently the administrator who heard about this thought it meant I was promoting teenage sex. Its ridiculous.

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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:43 am
by R00k
Wow tnf. I don't know how you cope with it, really.

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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:41 am
by Lieutenant Dan
1 in 4?

That seems too high.

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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:54 am
by tnf
not really.

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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:03 am
by Big Kahuna Burger
we used the question box method. lulz were had

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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:07 am
by Grandpa Stu
how treatable are STDs in general? i ask because back when i was high school they drilled into our minds how nasty herpes was and then basically said that all STDs are like that. i realize they blew things way out of proportion but by how much?

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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:49 am
by tnf
Depends completely on the STD.

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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:05 am
by Canidae
Sex ed is something that is unique to each individual but those that appear as dropouts are usually everything but.

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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:12 am
by Geebs
Wabbit wrote:If they took clamidia out, I wonder what the numbers would be.

Clamidia is very common. I don't think they use to mention it because it took a special test to find and there were often no visable symptons. In addition, they discovered most young women/men's immune systems are able to successfully kill it without any intervention at all.

Older adults need to worry about it because it doesn't go away and seems to be a potential cause of cervical cancer in women. I don't know what the long term effects, if any, on men would be.
You seem to have your chlamydia and hpv mixed up. Chlamydia causes pelvic inflammatory disease and is a major cause of infertility and increases risk of ectopic pregnancy. It's also often acquired at the same time as gonorrhoea. One major problem is that it's often wrongly diagnosed in young women and underdiagnosed in men. It's a much bigger problem than you're making out.

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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:20 am
by Tsakali_
R00k wrote:Soon enough there will be multiple correct answers to health & sex ed tests:

http://endogenousretrovirus.blogspot.co ... icals.html


1) How is the HIV virus transmitted?
a) Through direct sexual contact, especially without protection
b) From letting a dirty woman cry on you
c) It is but one form of God's wrath which he sends upon sinners and fornicators, that they may learn the evil of their ways


choose two.
Exacta Box on b + c ?

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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:59 am
by Wabbit
Geebs wrote: You seem to have your chlamydia and hpv mixed up. Chlamydia causes pelvic inflammatory disease and is a major cause of infertility and increases risk of ectopic pregnancy. It's also often acquired at the same time as gonorrhoea. One major problem is that it's often wrongly diagnosed in young women and underdiagnosed in men. It's a much bigger problem than you're making out.
Yep, I got them mixed up. My apologies.

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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:45 am
by ek
Can you get STDz while sitting on the toilet?

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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:42 am
by Geebs
ek wrote:Can you get STDz while sitting on the toilet?
Only if fucking or shooting up on it.

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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:05 pm
by scared?
lol safe sex...

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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:08 pm
by menkent
Grandpa Stu wrote:how treatable are STDs in general? i ask because back when i was high school they drilled into our minds how nasty herpes was and then basically said that all STDs are like that. i realize they blew things way out of proportion but by how much?
there are quite a few that are really bad. obviously HIV, hepatitis b, etc are bad. herpes is still incurable. nobody wants warts on their junk. syphilis is cured with penicillin. gonorrhea, chlamydia and anything else bacterial are pretty treatable.

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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:56 pm
by scared?
lol crabs...

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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 4:45 pm
by Dr_Watson
tnf wrote:They really regulate how sex ed is taught nowadays...it used to be they'd make me put a 'question box' in the room that kids could drop anonymous questions off in to be answered (so long as they weren't about stuff like autoerotic asphyxiation, etc.) Now all I am allowed to teach is a 2 day district-provided unit on AIDS. I got a 'talking to' the other day after a genetics lecture wherein I jokingly drew smiley faces on the sperm cells I drew on the whiteboard while discussing how meiosis and fertilization increase genetic diversity. Apparently the administrator who heard about this thought it meant I was promoting teenage sex. Its ridiculous.
haha... i'd give you a talkin' to for promoting preformationism by putting a homunculus in your sperm cells.

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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:59 pm
by Captain
menkent wrote:there are quite a few that are really bad. obviously HIV, hepatitis b, etc are bad. herpes is still incurable. nobody wants warts on their junk. syphilis is cured with penicillin. gonorrhea, chlamydia and anything else bacterial are pretty treatable.
Scabies sound nasty too.

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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:03 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
But can they carry a tune?

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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:06 pm
by R00k
Scabies aren't necessarily sexually transmitted -- aren't they just some kind of full-body lice or something?