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Woman stuck on toilet for 2 years

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:47 pm
by tnf
Wow.

"Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years
Girlfriend was physically stuck to the seat — her skin had grown around it"

NESS CITY, Kan. - Deputies said a woman in western Kansas sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years, and they're investigating whether she was mistreated.


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23595533/

Re: Woman stuck on toilet for 2 years

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:52 pm
by Wabbit
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Re: Woman stuck on toilet for 2 years

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:15 pm
by Captain
Wabbit wrote:...
I'm glad you're okay now!

Re: Woman stuck on toilet for 2 years

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:20 pm
by tnf
Wabbit wrote:...
Is that where you've been?

Re: Woman stuck on toilet for 2 years

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:35 pm
by Big Kahuna Burger
nothing like good old fashioned mental illness

Re: Woman stuck on toilet for 2 years

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:33 am
by Canidae
Constipation can be a ...bitch?

Re: Woman stuck on toilet for 2 years

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:34 am
by seremtan
The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that “there was something wrong with his girlfriend,” Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.
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Re: Woman stuck on toilet for 2 years

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:39 am
by Canidae
I would guess that he got tired of oral sex. Image

Re: Woman stuck on toilet for 2 years

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:32 am
by MrPink
Stories like this are massively let down by the lack of pictures.

Re: Woman stuck on toilet for 2 years

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:35 am
by Mulletman
Pics would make this worth the click.

Re: Woman stuck on toilet for 2 years

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:49 am
by Canidae
Mulletman wrote:Pics would make this worth the click.
You just want to see the mullet a women can grow after being stuck on the crapper for two years, don't you, you sick fuck :olo:

Re: Woman stuck on toilet for 2 years

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:19 am
by werldhed
Those will be some massive hemorrhoids and one severely prolapsed rectum.

Re: Woman stuck on toilet for 2 years

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:48 am
by tnf
I'm surprised she didn't throw a clot and die.

Re: Woman stuck on toilet for 2 years

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:04 am
by werldhed
Indeed. That's just asking for DVTs

Re: Woman stuck on toilet for 2 years

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:43 am
by Tsakali_
so my dna is 99.9% exactly the same with this thing?

Re: Woman stuck on toilet for 2 years

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:52 am
by Wabbit
Captain Mazda wrote:I'm glad you're okay now!
tnf wrote: Is that where you've been?
Gosh you guys are witty.