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What the fuck is this??!!
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 9:44 pm
by Don Carlos
Re: What the fuck is this??!!
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 9:46 pm
by phantasmagoria
I name him Harold
Re: What the fuck is this??!!
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 9:49 pm
by Fender
cockroach, right?
Re: What the fuck is this??!!
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 9:49 pm
by Don Carlos
Could you please ask Harold never fuck darken my doorstep ever again? The GF has shit bricks tonight because of him.
Re: What the fuck is this??!!
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 9:51 pm
by Don Carlos
Fender wrote:cockroach, right?
We were kind of hoping it wasn't...
Re: What the fuck is this??!!
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 9:52 pm
by Foo
It might be a variety but it's not your regular cockroach. They have those long feelers.
Re: What the fuck is this??!!
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 9:54 pm
by Big Kahuna Burger
it's photoshopped, impossible to catch a cockroach
Re: What the fuck is this??!!
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 9:55 pm
by Don Carlos
Big Kahuna Burger wrote:it's photoshopped, impossible to catch a cockroach
It was in my bath stuck upside down...
Foo - HALP
Re: What the fuck is this??!!
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:03 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
welcome to the homeowner's club!
Re: What the fuck is this??!!
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:11 pm
by bork[e]
is that not just a waterbug?
http://images.google.com/images?q=water ... a=N&tab=wi
Re: What the fuck is this??!!
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:15 pm
by plained
thats the first thing i thought of as well bork
its an outside bug and i wouldnt be concerned about it.
prolly from down by ur awesome waterview !
Re: What the fuck is this??!!
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:23 pm
by SoM
Don Carlos wrote:Fender wrote:cockroach, right?
We were kind of hoping it wasn't...
yup, it is.
and theres over 3000 kinds of em fuckers
do u live to some paki ?
cause they worship em
Re: What the fuck is this??!!
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:34 pm
by Foo
Don Carlos wrote:Big Kahuna Burger wrote:it's photoshopped, impossible to catch a cockroach
It was in my bath stuck upside down...
Foo - HALP
Best advice I have for you mate is to tame your garden.
When we first moved into a house back when I was young it was a (fairly) new build and the garden was pretty much in its original state - a bit of topsoil, then just junk, rubble and weeds.
That makes it a breeding ground for massive spiders and crappy insects. We had no end of invading creepy crawlies until my dad got the garden under control. Summer was a nightmate.
So best advice from me is get a lawn down and some well maintained beds. Pave/gravel up near the house wherever practical. Don't leave weed spots or allow growth near the house especially not up the walls.
Checking around the house for decent seals is worth doing too since it's a new build. Check places like the toilet overflow outlet pipe and around external door/window edges for any leeway where creepies can get in.
Floorboards on the ground floor would also be bad, but I suspect you have concrete.
Re: What the fuck is this??!!
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:39 pm
by Akira
Here is something that might help you.
http://www.extension.umn.edu/distributi ... K1003.html
Re: What the fuck is this??!!
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:53 pm
by plained
lots of good info there in that link.
maybe b4 you get to freaked out try and see if it was a one-of from a box or someshit.
throw down some upside down packing tape (glue side up) in varius places you may thing they may cruise around. bugs get leg-stuck on tape.
why spray if it was only one ey
Re: What the fuck is this??!!
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 11:05 pm
by l0g1c
Uhm, that's just a junebug dude.
Nothing to be afraid of, and definitely not a pain in the ass like roaches.
He probably just flew in when a door or window was open.
Re: What the fuck is this??!!
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 11:34 pm
by bork[e]
that's no junebug... look at the wings in his pic compared to yours. Also, even though it's a bit hard to tell the actuall size of what he found, it looks a little big to be a junebug.
Re: What the fuck is this??!!
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 11:47 pm
by Scourge
bork[e] wrote:that's no junebug... look at the wings in his pic compared to yours. Also, even though it's a bit hard to tell the actuall size of what he found, it looks a little big to be a junebug.
Look at the third pic, you can see the hard shell on top of the wings. It's some kind of beetle.
Re: What the fuck is this??!!
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 11:50 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
Yup the antennae indicate beetle too. It's not a cockroach Donald.

Re: What the fuck is this??!!
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 12:11 am
by Peenyuh
It's a waterbug...which is nothing more than an aquatic roach. BTW, where there's one...there are more....

Re: What the fuck is this??!!
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 12:11 am
by bork[e]
Scourge wrote:bork[e] wrote:that's no junebug... look at the wings in his pic compared to yours. Also, even though it's a bit hard to tell the actuall size of what he found, it looks a little big to be a junebug.
Look at the third pic, you can see the hard shell on top of the wings. It's some kind of beetle.
ahh ok. I just saw the wings poking out and didn't take notice of the shell. Now that I see that it does look like a junebug.
edit: btw, it's prolly jesus testing you now that I think about it.
Re: What the fuck is this??!!
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 12:42 am
by plained
whenever i see those beetle/junebug variants, they always seem to throw themselves on their backs
why i dunno , play dead maybe? i know some spiders do that
anyways did i tell you guys i do me thing not to kill bugs?
i catch and release ey and i'm to fancyfast for mosquitoes!
if not i blow them off
Re: What the fuck is this??!!
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 12:49 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
Peenyuh wrote:It's a waterbug...which is nothing more than an aquatic roach. BTW, where there's one...there are more....

No it's not. The man just bought a house stop scaring him with your ignorance.
Re: What the fuck is this??!!
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 12:56 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
I'm guessing it's a beetle from the genus Anomala.
Identification
Some characteristics of the genus:
small to medium-sized, slightly oval-shaped, convex in cross-section
antennae with 9 segments
pronotum not pubescent (hairy)
elytra with shallow striations and puntures, rather translucent (membranous) along sides
or at least from the same tribe. (Anomalini)
Re: What the fuck is this??!!
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 1:38 am
by Peenyuh
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:No it's not. The man just bought a house stop scaring him with your ignorance.
Yes, it is. And it is ignorant to be scared by ignorance. What ever it is, it is easily remedied. Waterbugs and beetles don't usually run in packs like roaches. I don't like any bugs, hence my view of waterbugs being same same as roaches. By the way, easily half of all horror movies involve people buying a house...that should be MORE scary.