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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26207560/

"LONDON - A British man has been banned from visiting his girlfriend's home after neighbors complained about noisy sex, a local official said Thursday."

I figured since it happened in London some of you might know the guy?
Ever been banned from somewhere due to your sexual antics?

tnf wrote:I figured since it happened in London some of you might know the guy?

lol

When me and the misses lived in a first floor flat we had a newly divorced guy living under us.

It was quite sad really. Sometimes we would "finish up", only to hear him crying down below. But he only ever cried after a good session.

He moved out in the end. Bless...

EDIT: Catch, fucko.

Brighton, not London.

So it's probably 4days...

o'dium wrote:When me and the misses lived in a first floor flat we had a newly devorced guy living under us.

It was quite sad really. Sometimes we would "finish up", only to hear him crying down below. But he only ever cried after a good session.

He moved out in the end. Bless...

divorced

there's been a study done in chimps that showed that the lower the status of the male involved, the louder the noises made by the female; so all you guys who think you're the Man after noisy sex are totally wrong.

It's usually the case that the more show someone puts on for anything, the less substance there actually is behind it.

@Geebs - i was wondering when they'd do a study to support this. You recall the study?

'fraid not, medline is probably your best bet

o'dium wrote:When me and the misses lived in a first floor flat we had a newly divorced guy living under us.

It was quite sad really. Sometimes we would "finish up", only to hear him crying down below. But he only ever cried after a good session.

He moved out in the end. Bless...

EDIT: Catch, fucko.

you sure he wasnt laughing ?

i knew a bird whose downstairs neighbours sounded like a rampant moped, that was pretty annoying

Geebs wrote:there's been a study done in chimps that showed that the lower the status of the male involved, the louder the noises made by the female; so all you guys WHO HAPPEN TO BE CHIMPS who think you're the Man AND HAPPEN TO BE CHIMPS after noisy sex are totally wrong IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE CHIMPS.

fixed ffs

o'dium wrote:When me and the misses lived in a first floor flat we had a newly divorced guy living under us.

It was quite sad really. Sometimes we would "finish up", only to hear him crying down below. But he only ever cried after a good session.

He moved out in the end. Bless...

EDIT: Catch, fucko.

Thanks for that thought of you two nasty little chavs banging away in your 60 quid a week bedsit, you sweaty little fucker.

lol, a few things.

I would KILL myself if I was ever even forced to dress like a chav, never mind be one.

And lol at £60 a week bedsit. We had a mortgage on the place you tit, and it wasn't cheap.

seremtan wrote:

Geebs wrote:there's been a study done in chimps that showed that the lower the status of the male involved, the louder the noises made by the female; so all you guys WHO HAPPEN TO BE CHIMPS who think you're the Man AND HAPPEN TO BE CHIMPS after noisy sex are totally wrong IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE CHIMPS.

fixed ffs

u mad?

tnf wrote:
I figured since it happened in London some of you might know the guy?

...

im hoping that was a joke....

hear a few americans say that, you tell them where your from, "is that anywhere near london"

or you tell them your from the UK, "do you know dave strawbridge ?, hes from london"

so has to be a joke

i'm hoping so also.

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:

tnf wrote:
I figured since it happened in London some of you might know the guy?

...

london: a tight-knit village of 10,000,000 people

man points for that guy.

who in their right mind would complain about the girl sunbathing naked too? i'll tell you... people with nothing better to do. looks like the noisy couple were the only ones getting any in that apartment block.

What's "London"?

a place where there are no fucking mexicans

BAM! Got me right between the eyes.

o'dium wrote:lol, a few things.

I would KILL myself if I was ever even forced to dress like a chav, never mind be one.

And lol at £60 a week bedsit. We had a mortgage on the place you tit, and it wasn't cheap.

mortgage, first floor flat, not cheap, fucking hell

losCHUNK wrote:im hoping that was a joke....

hear a few americans say that, you tell them where your from, "is that anywhere near london"

or you tell them your from the UK, "do you know dave strawbridge ?, hes from london"

so has to be a joke

of course its a joke.

i'm referring to those people who will do that shit when they first meet you...
"oh, you are from washington? oh...my friend lives there...do you know the rosenpenises?"

ahah nice one, i thought it was

tnf wrote:i'm referring to those people who will do that shit when they first meet you...
"oh, you are from washington? oh...my friend lives there...do you know the rosenpenises?"

How about when you say yer from Washington and they ask you if you live near the Whitehouse? "Let's see....did I say WASHINGTON DC, fool?!"