Efficient urination for male humans.
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 2:21 am
I posted this on monkeyfilter ( http://monkeyfilter.com/link.php/8144 )
*efficient urination for males:
First of all, learn to urinate while in a seated position. It is more relaxing, less spray intensive, and the spreading of the loins allows for a relatively thorough emptying of the bladder. Spread legs slightly for optimal effect.
Now as most people are aware, the muscular control involved in a complete urination is a bit complex: there is the standard contraction that initiates and sustains urination, but at the end, you squeeze your PC muscle to get that last squirt out. Now after you do the PC squeeze a couple times, place your right thumb on the dorsal base of your penis (dorsal is upper, ventral is the surface that faces floor), and your index finger (of same hand) on the perineum. You should do this so that the fist your hand makes leaves your palm facing to the right (right palm).
( http://classes.kumc.edu/son/nrsg835/images/perineum.GIF )
You now have a pinch grip, so go ahead and squeeze your fingers. Once you have a firm grip in squeezed position, slide your hand upwards, in the direction of your shaft. The loose skin will allow you to do this without actually sliding your fingers against the skin. This will bring any residual urine up to the shaft area. If you do it right, your balls won't get in the way, since they can hang to the side.
Continue to slide your right hand upwards, and those last residual drops of urine will exit your urethra, at which point you can let them drip onto your left fingers, or absorb them with tissue paper. Either way, be sure to wash hands thoroughly.
Say goodbye to urine drip forever. This is the best technique I have developed for such purposes.
It sounds complicated, but I just wanted to give as unambiguous and detailed description as possible. In reality, it takes a couple extra seconds, and is very easy and intuitive.
*efficient urination for males:
First of all, learn to urinate while in a seated position. It is more relaxing, less spray intensive, and the spreading of the loins allows for a relatively thorough emptying of the bladder. Spread legs slightly for optimal effect.
Now as most people are aware, the muscular control involved in a complete urination is a bit complex: there is the standard contraction that initiates and sustains urination, but at the end, you squeeze your PC muscle to get that last squirt out. Now after you do the PC squeeze a couple times, place your right thumb on the dorsal base of your penis (dorsal is upper, ventral is the surface that faces floor), and your index finger (of same hand) on the perineum. You should do this so that the fist your hand makes leaves your palm facing to the right (right palm).
( http://classes.kumc.edu/son/nrsg835/images/perineum.GIF )
You now have a pinch grip, so go ahead and squeeze your fingers. Once you have a firm grip in squeezed position, slide your hand upwards, in the direction of your shaft. The loose skin will allow you to do this without actually sliding your fingers against the skin. This will bring any residual urine up to the shaft area. If you do it right, your balls won't get in the way, since they can hang to the side.
Continue to slide your right hand upwards, and those last residual drops of urine will exit your urethra, at which point you can let them drip onto your left fingers, or absorb them with tissue paper. Either way, be sure to wash hands thoroughly.
Say goodbye to urine drip forever. This is the best technique I have developed for such purposes.
It sounds complicated, but I just wanted to give as unambiguous and detailed description as possible. In reality, it takes a couple extra seconds, and is very easy and intuitive.
