Quake3World

A frog fell from the sky and landed right beside me. It then squirmed around for a couple minutes before passing away in agony

And yet, you still can't get laid. Jesus Christ man, it's raining frogs and you're a virgin.

People you call "friends" have told me you're actually quite bitter and unbearable

You can believe that to be true all you like, however the fact remains, you can't get laid.

Ooh sorry buddy, you have to taller to ride this bandwagon

raining frogs and mazda having a chance to get laid. according to the bible, both are signs of the apocalypse.

stock up on shotgunshell and oilbarrels everyone !!!

well that one didn't work icon19

Except for the violent frog death, this thread's weak.

If only your opinion counted.

Captain Mazda wrote:Ooh sorry buddy, you have to taller to ride this bandwagon

what

Captain Mazda wrote:A frog fell from the sky and landed right beside me. It then squirmed around for a couple minutes before passing away in agony

and inside there was a message that said "ha ha you baked-bean-faced swedish virgin the joke's on you"

Hey Mazda, what were the exact circumstances of this sudden frog dropping? Did someone throw one at you or was there some unexplained phenomenon at work? What the fuck?

Seagull dropped it