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Brits have poo hands

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:13 pm
by Wabbit
http://www.scienceagogo.com/news/200809 ... _sys.shtml
A new study by researchers from the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine has found that the further north in England you go, the more likely you are to find fecal bacteria on people's hands, especially men. But women living in the south have little to feel smug about. In London, they were found to be three times as likely as their menfolk to have dirty hands. The men of London registered the most impressive score among all those surveyed, with a mere 6 percent found to have fecal bugs on their hands.

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"We were flabbergasted by the finding that so many people had fecal bugs on their hands. The figures were far higher than we had anticipated, and suggest that there is a real problem with people washing their hands in the UK. If any of these people had been suffering from a diarrhea disease, the potential for it to be passed around would be greatly increased by their failure to wash their hands after going to the toilet," warned Dr Val Curtis, Director of the Hygiene Centre at the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine.
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Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:18 pm
by Doombrain
4 in 10 Americans believe they have been abducted by aliens at some point in their lives, 3 in 10 believe dinosaurs roamed the earth the same time humans did and the earth is only 5000 years old and 8 - 10 are fat.

:olo:

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:19 pm
by Big Kahuna Burger
ah, Doombrain using the classic 'no u' argument.

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:19 pm
by Wabbit
Doombrain wrote:4 in 10 Americans believe they have been abducted by aliens at some point in their lives, 3 in 10 believe dinosaurs roamed the earth the same time humans did and the earth is only 5000 years old and 8 - 10 are fat.

:olo:
Whatever you say Poo Hands.

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:20 pm
by Doombrain
No, whatever you say fatty.

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:22 pm
by Wabbit
Wash your hands before you talk to me you filthy spacker.

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:24 pm
by Doombrain
it's the internet, you moron.

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:24 pm
by R00k
doombrain's defensive about his shitfingers :olo:

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:26 pm
by Doombrain
i'd be more worried about wabbit's hands with the throughput of food she has.

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:26 pm
by Wabbit
:olo:

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:28 pm
by seremtan
i'd be interested to see how brits compare with everyone else in the world when it comes to shitfinger. also, i suspect the human immune system can handle a modicum of fecal particles without provoking the urge to vom

and finally, lol @ poobrain for getting so defensive :olo:

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 8:05 pm
by creep
if you survey north america, please exclude julios.
we have enough problems without skewed results.

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:51 pm
by Massive Quasars
seremtan wrote:i'd be interested to see how brits compare with everyone else in the world when it comes to shitfinger. also, i suspect the human immune system can handle a modicum of fecal particles without provoking the urge to vom

and finally, lol @ poobrain for getting so defensive :olo:
It can, and they expect some, but brits lowered the bar.

Mind you, it isn't arab cabbie BO, but could use a little work. Maybe pass a law or something, you're good at that.

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:12 pm
by seremtan
arab cabbie BO. man, that's like proust's madeleine to you isn't it

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:24 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
lol brit poopy hands

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:14 am
by Tsakali
their proper british accent must take up all the civility they can muster.

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:28 am
by DRuM
no poo

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:07 am
by plained
poo in the north ey yea say?

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soooo fuking awesome of song

my ultra scene start @2:36

gay no embedding :linp:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzivmOQWkVQ

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:55 am
by Fender
btw youtube allows you to link to a specific time in a vid now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzivmOQWkVQ#t=2m26s

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:10 am
by Massive Quasars
seremtan wrote:arab cabbie BO. man, that's like proust's madeleine to you isn't it
I try.

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:55 am
by losCHUNK
from now on i shall stop sticking my fingers up my ass

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:11 am
by creep
no you won't

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:25 am
by Peenyuh
Doombrain wrote:4 in 10 Americans believe they have been abducted by aliens at some point in their lives, 3 in 10 believe dinosaurs roamed the earth the same time humans did and the earth is only 5000 years old and 8 - 10 are fat.

:olo:
Hmmmmm. No mention of any of these people sticking their fingers up their arse. You, sir, are a baboon.

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:12 am
by creep
Next time they should study how many of them have fecal bacteria in their teeth.

Re: Brits have poo hands

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:38 am
by losCHUNK
does that mean i have to stop eating ass too ? :(