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internet jargon and so shouldn' t you
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 6:00 am
by seza
over the years i've UNFORTUNATELY been conscious to the ever increasing use of internet jargon or memes. in fact, i even know all but a spoonful of you mouth breathers make daily use of these things without so much as an afterthought as to how or why you began in the first place. you don't even care. you type the "LOL" with the "ROFLs" and "LMAOs" possibly add a exclamation point or a 'z' for further emphasis at times, yeah? you do this when texting, emailing, posting, and no doubt if ever invented would continue the ridiculousness in real life conversations even. for what purpose do you do this. someone tell me why the use of corny lingo in place of real fucking words is necessary and so commonly used? this is something i have never understood and will always continue to loathe. fuck you and your stupid internet dork jargon, how's that.
the newest ones, to my knowledge, are "EPIC" and "FAIL". these two have pressed me to the limits of my toleration meter. here's just how deep that goes. if a person uses any piece of this absolutely dumb fucking internet e-jargon during a conversation and i just so happen to be there to breathe it, see it, smell it, hear it, taste it even...i will automatically - instinctively - subconsciously - without hesitation - build up the ultimate amount of semantic noise one would be able to acquire and will thereafter do my best to resonate invisible hate waves towards you. for life, nothing you will ever accomplish in my eyes will be good enough. this is how i feel about most of you since i started posting. my superiority complex is limitless in most of your presence, believe it. wow, you're a doctor? oh, but you commonly use "LOL" in place of just saying how you laughed or thought something funny? get off my internet and show up in an obit. section of a newspaper quickly. 6 figure income and give to charity? quite the philanthropist are you, nicely played. fuck off with your use of "EPIC FTW" right into a thunderstorm with nothing but metal over-wear on please.
i'm not laughing and i STRONGLY, STRONGLY dislike YOU.
Re: internet jargon and so shouldn' t you
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 6:21 am
by kôrupt
stop being such an uptight faggot.
go user your superiority angsty complex to change something that actually matters.
epic fail.
Re: internet jargon and so shouldn' t you
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 6:49 am
by Big Kahuna Burger
tl;dr nigger
Re: internet jargon and so shouldn' t you
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 6:50 am
by a13n
I understand.
There is always something that some people don't like, while others do.
And you might feel left out becaue mass media and internet secret agents stir it up, successfully resulting in a generation of too many of victim zombies.
Re: internet jargon and so shouldn' t you
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 6:59 am
by Geebs
Complaining about slang and jargon is the pastime of the elderly or terminally unpopular. Which are you?
Re: internet jargon and so shouldn' t you
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 7:15 am
by seza
since i'm not narcissistic enough to want popularity from the very "people" i despise...i'd have to say i'm to fit in your latter category.
AND NOTICE how i put "quotation marks" around the word "people". that's to show how i barely view them as such
if smugness could kill.....
Re: internet jargon and so shouldn' t you
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 7:16 am
by LawL
seza wrote:over the years i've UNFORTUNATELY been conscious to the ever increasing use of internet jargon or memes. in fact, i even know all but a spoonful of you mouth breathers make daily use of these things without so much as an afterthought as to how or why you began in the first place. you don't even care. you type the "LOL" with the "ROFLs" and "LMAOs" possibly add a exclamation point or a 'z' for further emphasis at times, yeah? you do this when texting, emailing, posting, and no doubt if ever invented would continue the ridiculousness in real life conversations even. for what purpose do you do this. someone tell me why the use of corny lingo in place of real fucking words is necessary and so commonly used? this is something i have never understood and will always continue to loathe. fuck you and your stupid internet dork jargon, how's that.
the newest ones, to my knowledge, are "EPIC" and "FAIL". these two have pressed me to the limits of my toleration meter. here's just how deep that goes. if a person uses any piece of this absolutely dumb fucking internet e-jargon during a conversation and i just so happen to be there to breathe it, see it, smell it, hear it, taste it even...i will automatically - instinctively - subconsciously - without hesitation - build up the ultimate amount of semantic noise one would be able to acquire and will thereafter do my best to resonate invisible hate waves towards you. for life, nothing you will ever accomplish in my eyes will be good enough. this is how i feel about most of you since i started posting. my superiority complex is limitless in most of your presence, believe it. wow, you're a doctor? oh, but you commonly use "LOL" in place of just saying how you laughed or thought something funny? get off my internet and show up in an obit. section of a newspaper quickly. 6 figure income and give to charity? quite the philanthropist are you, nicely played. fuck off with your use of "EPIC FTW" right into a thunderstorm with nothing but metal over-wear on please.
i'm not laughing and i STRONGLY, STRONGLY dislike YOU.
U mad?
Re: internet jargon and so shouldn' t you
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 8:19 am
by Geebs
seza wrote:if smugness could kill.....
...then I'd have tp put your continued survival down to insecurity
Re: internet jargon and so shouldn' t you
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 8:45 am
by seremtan
seza wrote:..."people" i despise...
so you feel strongly enough about internet people to despise them
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i'll just leave that observation there
Re: internet jargon and so shouldn' t you
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 8:46 am
by LawL
Re: internet jargon and so shouldn' t you
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 8:56 am
by MKJ
shi he mad
Re: internet jargon and so shouldn' t you
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:15 am
by seza
Geebs wrote:seza wrote:if smugness could kill.....
...then I'd have tp put your continued survival down to insecurity
very weak, geebs. i nearly fell asleep before finishing the sentence.
hey, do you believe animals have souls?
Re: internet jargon and so shouldn' t you
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:00 am
by Dr_Watson
this thread likes to cut itself.
Re: internet jargon and so shouldn' t you
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:01 pm
by mancubus
FaiL
Re: internet jargon and so shouldn' t you
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:48 pm
by axbaby
EPICALLY
Re: internet jargon and so shouldn' t you
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 2:44 pm
by nay0k
Edit: Not worth it
Re: internet jargon and so shouldn' t you
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 2:56 pm
by Fender
Re: internet jargon and so shouldn' t you
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:12 pm
by Dark Metal
This appears to be a perfect thread for The Void.
Re: internet jargon and so shouldn' t you
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:01 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
fuck off seza
Re: internet jargon and so shouldn' t you
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 5:37 pm
by Peenyuh
Hey seza! Lighten up, you tight-assed bee-autch!

Re: internet jargon and so shouldn' t you
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 6:50 pm
by phantasmagoria
roflol. fail
Re: internet jargon and so shouldn' t you
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:45 pm
by Geebs
I've just realized that the rant at the top of this thread is directed at me. Way to own yourself.
seza

Re: internet jargon and so shouldn' t you
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:42 pm
by DRuM
Epic picture

Re: internet jargon and so shouldn' t you
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:45 am
by seza
ah, what kind of fool moved my thread. i was simply generally discussing the disdain i share with all of you.
and geebs, don't take yourself so seriously...i merely grabbed two examples off the top of my head of people who can be seen as highly regarded individuals for their line of work. people still say 'own'? yeah, swing and a hit for me.
(bluefuckinglaughingicon)
Re: internet jargon and so shouldn' t you
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:16 am
by LawL