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well i finally got the operation
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:50 pm
by axbaby
for christmas i got meself circumsized today.
figured after 40 some odd years it was due.
didn't hurt half as much as expected , surgery lasted one hour.
doctor says chance of infection is virtually zero so i won't bother wearing a condom anymore iffin i get me some some.
he also said i would be having sex in no time which is good news because i haven't had sex since Netscape
Re: well i finally got the operation
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:52 pm
by Dark Metal
Off the the synagogue next?
Re: well i finally got the operation
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:57 pm
by axbaby
with my Yamaha
Re: well i finally got the operation
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:59 pm
by Dark Metal
Perhaps you should go back to that doctor, get a prescription for sex. See how that works.
Re: well i finally got the operation
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:01 pm
by axbaby
so you mean i would need to take 4 types of pills?
Viargra Sexagra and Hurlagra Shameagra
Re: well i finally got the operation
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:09 pm
by Dark Metal
You've just ruined the mild amusement I was getting from this thread. Way to go, Ron Joly.
Re: well i finally got the operation
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:55 pm
by axbaby
$200 for a rare 4 cylinder "running on 3" 1997 Dodge Neon is teh funny
Re: well i finally got the operation
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 4:21 pm
by Fender
axbaby wrote:for christmas i got meself circumsized today.
figured after 40 some odd years it was due.
wtf? why?
Re: well i finally got the operation
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 4:55 pm
by axbaby
bored stiff
Re: well i finally got the operation
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 6:37 pm
by axbaby
Dark Metal hurt my feelings for the umpteenth time today with words .. caustic salad words.
i ask thee why but thee hath no raisins d'etre.
gah .. bored to hell ...against doctors orders i may fiddle with my bandaged head.
Re: well i finally got the operation
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 7:15 pm
by Dark Metal
I say you count the black people.
Re: well i finally got the operation
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 7:35 pm
by Peenyuh
You guys really need to stop talkin about wieners.
Re: well i finally got the operation
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 8:07 pm
by axbaby
40% black folk here have Aids and here is poor me with no help at all.
TIA
Re: well i finally got the operation
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 8:10 pm
by axbaby
"haven't had sex since Netscape" .. i crack me up
Re: well i finally got the operation
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 9:45 pm
by Dark Metal
Hey it's Ax's 9 year anniversary here tomorrow...
Re: well i finally got the operation
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 5:46 am
by axbaby
9 years and still playing quake3.
Re: well i finally got the operation
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:45 am
by MKJ
axbaby wrote:"haven't had sex since Netscape" .. i crack me up
yea that was worth a chuckle.
i'm still stuck on "wtf for" thing tho
Re: well i finally got the operation
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:07 am
by spl1ff
When they're done, can you take the bit of skin with you as a souvenir?
Re: well i finally got the operation
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:53 am
by axbaby
i had to get the surgery because i was suffering from poor aim.
Re: well i finally got the operation
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:55 am
by axbaby
spl1ff wrote:When they're done, can you take the bit of skin with you as a souvenir?
i had a hockey injury in my tweens on an eyelid so the doc used some of the leftover skin to improve my foresight
Re: well i finally got the operation
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:06 pm
by Massive Quasars
Julios, forgive his insolence.
Re: well i finally got the operation
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 5:07 pm
by axbaby
he must be stopped at all cost even if i have to sacrifice a few of you , together we can conquer the Ax's of Evil
Re: well i finally got the operation
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:34 pm
by losCHUNK
ow
Re: well i finally got the operation
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:39 pm
by axbaby
bandages came off today
doctor says the swelling will go down.
FUCK
Re: well i finally got the operation
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:01 pm
by losCHUNK
good fuck or bad fuck ?