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A little common sense for the hard of thinking

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:45 pm
by Nightshade
This is addressed to the recent llama stampede that's befouled this place. Now, while you chimps think that flinging your shit at people is the height of comedy, you're wrong. Here's why, and keep in mind that I haven't had to mention this since Fwank Drebin did the same thing. That ought to give you an idea of the league you're in.

1.) Acting like a fucking dickhead and having people point out that you're acting like a dickhead does not, repeat, DOES NOT, constitute ownage of any sort. It doesn't make you a master troll, or a supar A1 flaem master. It just makes you a dickhead.

2.) Taking an entirely inaccurate, ineffective attempt at an insult and beating it into the ground is NOT the height of witty repartee. It's completely fucking stupid, and it's a waste of everyone's time, and it makes you look like an even bigger shitwad than you did already.

Masticate on that for a while, you fucking troglodytes. Although I'm not under the illusion that you'll take heed, because if you were smart enough to do that, I wouldn't be posting this.

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:54 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
lol

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 10:34 pm
by shaft
I'm pointing out that Nightshade is a dickhead. As well as his fat sidekick GFY. :lol:

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 10:48 pm
by diego
... just like I was pointing out that you're a boring has-been. As much as your sidekicks semencan and DukeNukem :lol:

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 10:50 pm
by shaft
No diego, didn't you listen to nightshit?

"Taking an entirely inaccurate, ineffective attempt at an insult and beating it into the ground is NOT the height of witty repartee. It's completely fucking stupid, and it's a waste of everyone's time, and it makes you look like an even bigger shitwad than you did already. "

:lol:

Re: A little common sense for the hard of thinking

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 10:53 pm
by FlamingTP
Nightshade wrote:
2.) Taking an entirely inaccurate, ineffective attempt at an insult and beating it into the ground is NOT the height of witty repartee. It's completely fucking stupid, and it's a waste of everyone's time, and it makes you look like an even bigger shitwad than you did already.
What? You do that all the time. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 10:54 pm
by FlamingTP
diego wrote:... just like I was pointing out that you're a boring has-been. As much as your sidekicks semencan and DukeNukem :lol:
I wouldn't be talking if I were you diegblow.

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 10:56 pm
by diego
And why not, Duke? Because you will beat me up at the Internet with your interstellar wit and godlike pro-writing skills? :lol:

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 10:57 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
lol

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 11:10 pm
by shaft
GONNAFISTYA wrote:lol
good call.

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 11:26 pm
by hate.
Image

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 11:26 pm
by FlamingTP
diego wrote:And why not, Duke? Because you will beat me up at the Internet with your interstellar wit and godlike pro-writing skills? :lol:
No, I was just referring to the irony in your post. I don't even use what you refer to as "god-like" pro-writing skills on this forum. (Who do you think I am Mr. God-like, I have a master’s degree, not fucking doctorate.) Why waste it on something that's not going to be published or used for school? That would require thinking and I'm lazy.

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 11:28 pm
by rgoer
oh man fat jokes about gky I'm going to have to try those, that's an entirely new angle that I had never considered

thanks for opening my eyes to this whole new world of flames

oh hey gky--you're fat

bwahahaha man gky you are owned, and in an entirely new and never-before-seen way

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 11:49 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
I'm insulted and hungry.

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 12:32 am
by Testoclesius
the nerderators have to sticky their shitty boring ass threads otherwise noone will even notice them :lol:

Re: A little common sense for the hard of thinking

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 8:58 am
by seremtan
Nightshade wrote:This is addressed to the recent llama stampede that's befouled this place. Now, while you chimps think that flinging your shit at people is the height of comedy, you're wrong. Here's why, and keep in mind that I haven't had to mention this since Fwank Drebin did the same thing. That ought to give you an idea of the league you're in.

1.) Acting like a fucking dickhead and having people point out that you're acting like a dickhead does not, repeat, DOES NOT, constitute ownage of any sort. It doesn't make you a master troll, or a supar A1 flaem master. It just makes you a dickhead.

2.) Taking an entirely inaccurate, ineffective attempt at an insult and beating it into the ground is NOT the height of witty repartee. It's completely fucking stupid, and it's a waste of everyone's time, and it makes you look like an even bigger shitwad than you did already.

Masticate on that for a while, you fucking troglodytes. Although I'm not under the illusion that you'll take heed, because if you were smart enough to do that, I wouldn't be posting this.
Fucking hell listen to this bellend :icon23: :icon23: :icon23:

Thanks for reminding us all what a serious place this is, Nightshade. If you hadn't stickied this, I might have been tempted to think this place was a total joke of no consequence whatsoever. Well done mate :icon14: Keep up the good work.

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 9:00 am
by Nightshade
Good to see my message hit its intended targets. All of them.

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 9:02 am
by seremtan
Yes mate you've done a fantastic job of blubbering like a big wet vagina on the internet. We're all so proud of you.

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 9:07 am
by +JuggerNaut+
FlamingTP wrote:
diego wrote:... just like I was pointing out that you're a boring has-been. As much as your sidekicks semencan and DukeNukem :lol:
I wouldn't be talking if I were you diegblow.
crikey, there's no coming back from that.

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 9:12 am
by Nightshade
seremtan wrote:Yes mate you've done a fantastic job of blubbering like a big wet vagina on the internet. We're all so proud of you.
Right, and here's a wonderful example of the second point I made.

Re: A little common sense for the hard of thinking

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 9:14 am
by Nightshade
FlamingTP wrote:
Nightshade wrote:
2.) Taking an entirely inaccurate, ineffective attempt at an insult and beating it into the ground is NOT the height of witty repartee. It's completely fucking stupid, and it's a waste of everyone's time, and it makes you look like an even bigger shitwad than you did already.
What? You do that all the time. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Really? Is your brother NOT a wobbly-headed mongy? You trying to tell me that you're NOT a fucking moron?

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 9:25 am
by Doombrain
seremtan wrote:Yes mate you've done a fantastic job of blubbering like a big wet vagina on the internet. We're all so proud of you.
:lol:

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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 9:51 am
by blood.angel
I blame the mods.
And Theo Cosby.

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 10:59 am
by seremtan
Speaking of big blubbering vaginas...

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:lol:

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 11:02 am
by seremtan
Nightshade wrote:
seremtan wrote:Yes mate you've done a fantastic job of blubbering like a big wet vagina on the internet. We're all so proud of you.
Right, and here's a wonderful example of the second point I made.
Just go outside ffs you pompous twit :lol: