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IN Quake Live you are all Cannon Fodder to my skillz

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:42 am
by QuakeThane
You might as well enroll into the old folks home because its over! I am back hardcore as ever and kicking everyone's asses all ofer the FPS community under cover. Now when Live releases, (as if I was not in live, hahahaha fucking idiots, I have infiltrated every aspect of the fps community :p) I will CRUSH YOU ALL! YOU WILL BOw BEFORE ME! i WILL DESTROY YOUR CLAN, YOUR HONOR AND TAKE YOUR STATS AND RAM THEM DOWN YOUR THROATS!

No one can defeat me! No one has ever beat me in Quake Live on the beta servers. You will be Crushed. Your last Hour is at hand! I hold the Key to your Oblivion! :cool:

Now for the Lesson you obviously missed! Http://Horkathane.com/movies/QuakeWarsX.wmv

Re: IN Quake Live you are all Cannon Fodder to my skillz

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 6:22 am
by Captain
You downloaded a trailer and slapped some text on it. It's impressive for a simpleton like you.

Re: IN Quake Live you are all Cannon Fodder to my skillz

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:01 am
by LawL
QuakeThane wrote:You might as well enroll into the old folks home because its over! I am back hardcore as ever and kicking everyone's asses all ofer the FPS community under cover. Now when Live releases, (as if I was not in live, hahahaha fucking idiots, I have infiltrated every aspect of the fps community :p) I will CRUSH YOU ALL! YOU WILL BOw BEFORE ME! i WILL DESTROY YOUR CLAN, YOUR HONOR AND TAKE YOUR STATS AND RAM THEM DOWN YOUR THROATS!

No one can defeat me! No one has ever beat me in Quake Live on the beta servers. You will be Crushed. Your last Hour is at hand! I hold the Key to your Oblivion! :cool:

Now for the Lesson you obviously missed! Http://Horkathane.com/movies/QuakeWarsX.wmv
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Re: IN Quake Live you are all Cannon Fodder to my skillz

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 9:04 am
by Silicone_Milk
I only click on your threads because I keep expecting something not gay.

I think I've finally learned my lesson :(

Re: IN Quake Live you are all Cannon Fodder to my skillz

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:07 am
by Peenyuh
I only click on em so they quit showin that red thingie on the left.

Re: IN Quake Live you are all Cannon Fodder to my skillz

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:28 am
by MKJ
what peenyuh said

Re: IN Quake Live you are all Cannon Fodder to my skillz

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:17 pm
by ToxicBug
QuakeThane wrote:You might as well enroll into the old folks home because its over! I am back hardcore as ever and kicking everyone's asses all ofer the FPS community under cover. Now when Live releases, (as if I was not in live, hahahaha fucking idiots, I have infiltrated every aspect of the fps community :p) I will CRUSH YOU ALL! YOU WILL BOw BEFORE ME! i WILL DESTROY YOUR CLAN, YOUR HONOR AND TAKE YOUR STATS AND RAM THEM DOWN YOUR THROATS!

No one can defeat me! No one has ever beat me in Quake Live on the beta servers. You will be Crushed. Your last Hour is at hand! I hold the Key to your Oblivion! :cool:

Now for the Lesson you obviously missed! Http://Horkathane.com/movies/QuakeWarsX.wmv
Why do you bother writing these posts and making these videos, if you know that nobody reads and watches them? Are you overweight and/or unattractive? Do you have a girlfriend in real life? Have you ever had a girlfriend? It really looks like you're posting this because you're a nobody in real life, so that you play fps games in order to be better than others in at least something.

I really feel sorry for you. If what I said above is true, there is a way out. If you're fat, then go on a diet. If you can't, then develop a clever and funny character. If you're unattractive, then take better care of yourself. Spend some money, buy some hip new clothes at the Gap. If you're not sure which clothes to buy, just buy whatever the mannequin is wearing, they never dress them badly.

I think that if your real life was filled with more adventure and attention from the opposite sex, then you wouldn't bother making these threads that everyone hates you for.

Re: IN Quake Live you are all Cannon Fodder to my skillz

Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:52 am
by brisk
Horka has been uploading these fucktard videos for what.. almost 10 years now? Jesus Christ.

Re: IN Quake Live you are all Cannon Fodder to my skillz

Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:58 am
by Κracus
Yeah if he spent even a fraction of the time actualy playing the game he might not completely suck ballz.

Re: IN Quake Live you are all Cannon Fodder to my skillz

Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:50 am
by fKd
LawL wrote:
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its just so fitting lol

Re: IN Quake Live you are all Cannon Fodder to my skillz

Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:51 pm
by Doombrain
why isn't this shit locked on sight?

Re: IN Quake Live you are all Cannon Fodder to my skillz

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:27 am
by c0ld
brisk wrote:Horka has been uploading these fucktard videos for what.. almost 10 years now? Jesus Christ.
:olo:


persistant mother fucker, I'll give him that.

Re: IN Quake Live you are all Cannon Fodder to my skillz

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:11 pm
by feedback
ToxicBug wrote:
QuakeThane wrote:You might as well enroll into the old folks home because its over! I am back hardcore as ever and kicking everyone's asses all ofer the FPS community under cover. Now when Live releases, (as if I was not in live, hahahaha fucking idiots, I have infiltrated every aspect of the fps community :p) I will CRUSH YOU ALL! YOU WILL BOw BEFORE ME! i WILL DESTROY YOUR CLAN, YOUR HONOR AND TAKE YOUR STATS AND RAM THEM DOWN YOUR THROATS!

No one can defeat me! No one has ever beat me in Quake Live on the beta servers. You will be Crushed. Your last Hour is at hand! I hold the Key to your Oblivion! :cool:

Now for the Lesson you obviously missed! Http://Horkathane.com/movies/QuakeWarsX.wmv
Why do you bother writing these posts and making these videos, if you know that nobody reads and watches them? Are you overweight and/or unattractive? Do you have a girlfriend in real life? Have you ever had a girlfriend? It really looks like you're posting this because you're a nobody in real life, so that you play fps games in order to be better than others in at least something.

I really feel sorry for you. If what I said above is true, there is a way out. If you're fat, then go on a diet. If you can't, then develop a clever and funny character. If you're unattractive, then take better care of yourself. Spend some money, buy some hip new clothes at the Gap. If you're not sure which clothes to buy, just buy whatever the mannequin is wearing, they never dress them badly.

I think that if your real life was filled with more adventure and attention from the opposite sex, then you wouldn't bother making these threads that everyone hates you for.
Crushed by truth, youch.

Re: IN Quake Live you are all Cannon Fodder to my skillz

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:48 pm
by xer0s
Perspective ++

Re: IN Quake Live you are all Cannon Fodder to my skillz

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:07 am
by Peenyuh
These threads don't bother me. Some of you are might just be taking the internet and yerselves too seriously.

Loosen up, eh? :rolleyes:

Re: IN Quake Live you are all Cannon Fodder to my skillz

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:09 pm
by Mephistopheles
I cannot believe he is still giving it the same shit he did all those years back. Have you not grown up Horka? :smirk:

Re: IN Quake Live you are all Cannon Fodder to my skillz

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 4:05 pm
by brisk
Peenyuh wrote:These threads don't bother me. Some of you are might just be taking the internet and yerselves too seriously.

Loosen up, eh? :rolleyes:
See if you're still saying that 10 years after you first joined.

Re: IN Quake Live you are all Cannon Fodder to my skillz

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 6:16 pm
by Peenyuh
Sooooo, yer sayin that you guys will still let me hang out ten years from now?

Sah-WEEEEEET! :D

Re: IN Quake Live you are all Cannon Fodder to my skillz

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:56 am
by QuakeThane
Mephistopheles wrote:I cannot believe he is still giving it the same shit he did all those years back. Have you not grown up Horka? :smirk:
So many of you are asking the same question..."have you not grown up Horka?" Even DoomBrain "Grow up!"

:smirk:

You know whats really funny and surprising? For some reason you got infected with old age and forgot how to be young. You have grown old on the inside and you probably look old on the outside...sorry but yes unfortunately I still get carded, I have all my hair and I am still in real good shape physically because well, I'm Peter Pan. It aint over until you decide to grow old and be a grown up and then...you lose the magic, you cant even understand me anymore because...you lost your way. But, of course we all cant joust forever in the sun of youth and enjoy the imagination of character and role play. But, I have told you that I am eternal and now you know what that means. It is YOU who decide to kill your youth, your imagination and grow up...but you sacrifice your ability to dance. You have let your shoes get to tight and you have forgotten how to dance.

Now I got my life together and have a great Asian women...shes a Physicist too, highly intelligent. Getting married this year, but guess what, shes a Legion too :) I have not forgotten how to dance and neither should you. Its called balance. :D

HT Forever!

Re: IN Quake Live you are all Cannon Fodder to my skillz

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 7:44 am
by axbaby
Mike , the world is not prepared for your Thasian children.


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Re: IN Quake Live you are all Cannon Fodder to my skillz

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 7:57 am
by LawL
QuakeThane wrote:Now I got my life together and have a great Asian women...shes a Physicist too, highly intelligent. Getting married this year
lol @ bragging about having to get a mail order bride. :olo:

Re: IN Quake Live you are all Cannon Fodder to my skillz

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:02 am
by LawL
axbaby wrote:Mike , the world is not prepared for your Thasian children.


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Or the grammar of your sig/image.

Re: IN Quake Live you are all Cannon Fodder to my skillz

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:04 am
by QuakeThane
LawL wrote:
QuakeThane wrote:Now I got my life together and have a great Asian women...shes a Physicist too, highly intelligent. Getting married this year
lol @ bragging about having to get a mail order bride. :olo:
mail order bride? please...I live in America, California for the fact...the Asian Professionals are all over the place. :cool:

Re: IN Quake Live you are all Cannon Fodder to my skillz

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:08 am
by axbaby
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Re: IN Quake Live you are all Cannon Fodder to my skillz

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:09 am
by QuakeThane
Oh Yea you might want to follow the way of Carmack. We know where the best women come from. :drool: