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True reason of Global Warming which noone tells

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 8:46 am
by LawLess
Here is a story.

The reason of global warming is the decrease of water on earth because water helps to absorb heat.
Mass media fears about the increase of sea water due to melting ice at polar area.
Actually ice is melting rapidly.

But at the same time NASA is moving that melted water to somewhere, that is, to universe by using plasma weapon.
This plasma weapon was developed by US military a long time ago, secretly.
It can make a mass warp.
Recently there are many ridiculous news about fish rain reported all over the world.
This is the side effect of warping, that is, some sea water sometimes leaks during warping or comes back to earth after warping.
That is why some fishes are frozen, others are rotten.

So why does NASA spread sea water to universe?

1. Currently magnetic field of earth is weaker and weaker due to the slower rotation speed of earth, resulting in the more posibility of pole shift.
To speed up rotation or prevent pole shift, the earth needs to be lighter.

2. To prevent water level to rise up, of course

Re: True reason of Global Warming which noone tells

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 8:47 am
by Captain
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Re: True reason of Global Warming which noone tells

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:44 am
by vesp
fail.

Re: True reason of Global Warming which noone tells

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 10:58 am
by Grandpa Stu
TWAT?

Re: True reason of Global Warming which noone tells

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:38 pm
by Fender
so much stupid in so little space

Re: True reason of Global Warming which noone tells

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:08 pm
by Dukester
I wonder if this is somehow tied to the elite Norwegian politicians filling the underground bunkers full of seeds...

Re: True reason of Global Warming which noone tells

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 2:19 pm
by seremtan
LawLess wrote:murrrrrr
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Re: True reason of Global Warming which noone tells

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 11:14 pm
by obsidian
LawLess, meet scared?. scared? meet Lawless.

Re: True reason of Global Warming which noone tells

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:45 am
by LawL
Another admirer. :olo:

Re: True reason of Global Warming which noone tells

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 5:45 am
by LawLess
Sorry guys, I was mistaken.
When I wrote this topic, I was semi-drunken with little caffein.

Today I checked my post and corrected a silly mistake.

not
slower rotation because lower magnetic field

but
lower magnetic field because slower rotation

You guys must've been confused by this mistake and thought this thread was silly.
Now it's been fixed.

Re: True reason of Global Warming which noone tells

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 5:50 am
by Scourge
LawL wrote:Another admirer. :olo:
Yes, a true representation of your fan club. One of the elite I'm sure. Enjoy.

Re: True reason of Global Warming which noone tells

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 6:16 am
by GONNAFISTYA
I say let it happen but we should target the fish falling out of the sky over areas where poor people live. Socialism I know but it could be easier than shooting them later on when we want to rape their resources. :up:

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach him to fish, and he'll eat everyday. Drop a fish on his head from clouds that you control, he'll suck your cock for more fish and offer you his daughter.

Re: True reason of Global Warming which noone tells

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 7:29 am
by LawLess
GONNAFISTYA wrote:Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach him to fish, and he'll eat everyday. Drop a fish on his head from clouds that you control, he'll suck your cock for more fish and offer you his daughter.
That's exactly what Pot chinese has done though mass confusion such as war is required before dropping.

To be more cocky, these days they are causing artificial earthquakes in Tibet as a new form of war.

Re: True reason of Global Warming which noone tells

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:12 am
by seremtan
the slant-eyed motherfuckers...

Re: True reason of Global Warming which noone tells

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 7:48 am
by MKJ
another a13n. great

Re: True reason of Global Warming which noone tells

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:41 pm
by plained
brilliant stuff!

Re: True reason of Global Warming which noone tells

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 7:36 am
by LawL
Scourge wrote:
LawL wrote:Another admirer. :olo:
Yes, a true representation of your fan club. One of the elite I'm sure. Enjoy.
Thanks Randy I shall do just that. :up:

Re: True reason of Global Warming which noone tells

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:51 am
by urgrund777
LawLess wrote:To be more cocky, these days they are causing artificial earthquakes in Tibet as a new form of war.
brilliant stuff!