Quake3World

disgusting attention-whoring shit-breaking fucks.

I go take a shower leaving my laptop open to finish updating a database and come back to find the fucking animal decided that in the entire house, the laptop was the best place to vomit the most vile-smelling putrid shit on to.

A flying cat and a bottle of rubbing alcohol + paper towels later, and it turns out the keyboard on the laptop is completely screwed.

rtyuihgfdsanbvcxz don't work at all. Arrow keys produce "p0" and the number 0 produces a 9o. Didn't test any of the other keys at all.

Right when I was about to turn in all of my goddamn shit I had worked on for the past two weeks too...

I swear to god there's going to be a Korean themed dinner tonight...

Did that for a few keys to see if that's the case.... my wok is being heated up as I type.

Memph is right, it just needs a proper clean. Pop them all off. You may need to dismantle it to get at all the contacts. It may even fix itself once all the puke dries.

Clever kitty

You poor bastard

The worst thing my cat has managed to do so far is that he ate the power switch wire that came with my automotive computer PSU.

I've always been incredibly fearful of him and my Macbook so I don't leave it open and alone for more than a few minutes.

My rats chewed through my mic last week .

remove the keyboard from the laptop, and take it into your next hot shower ( whenever that is )... then leave it dry ( flipping it every so often...

I don't ever have problems like this with my dog...

I don't ever have problems like this with my cats...

Cat vomit is disgusting. I have developed the ability to wake up in the middle of the night the instant I hear a cat making hurling noises, allowing me to quickly fling them from the nice rug (which they always want to barf on) onto the hardwood floor to finish their business.

we got the best cat ever...he has never had a litter box and never shits or pisses in the house...even if left locked in for days...he will hold it...no shit...and he goes out of the yard to drop his bombs...

lol you can get your own account, you don't need to use your husband's.

u mad?...

scared? wrote:he will hold it...no shit...

kekekkekek

Koreans eat dogs, you fucking moron. No wonder your cat threw up on your shit.

Mr.Sparkle! wrote:Koreans eat dogs, you fucking moron. No wonder your cat threw up on your shit.

Really?

You jackass

phantasmagoria wrote:My rats chewed through my mic last week .

lol, same here. My cats chewed up my:

- XBox 360 headset wire.
- Wii sensor bar wire.
- PC mouse wire
- My router/modem's antenna
- There's teethmarks in one of my Wii remotes
- The cap of my Wii where the GameCube controller sockets are behind

And yes, I do feed them :-/

cleaning the motherfucking keyboard just made shit worse. Now none of the keys work.

This is such a load of fucking bullshit

lol owned

no kidding.

I'm going to dig around and see if I have a usb keyboard laying around here somewhere...

How come your cats are all fucked up? My cat behaves and just chills. Also, when my cat throws up, its always solid food that she couldn't digest cause of hairballs. WTF do you feed your cat?

Silicone_Milk wrote:

Mr.Sparkle! wrote:Koreans eat dogs, you fucking moron. No wonder your cat threw up on your shit.

Really?

You jackass

That search doesn't even show anything about Koreans eating cats. Believe me, I'm Korean and we eat dogs. The [LOL RACISM] eat cats in China.

scared? wrote:we got the best cat ever...he has never had a litter box and never shits or pisses in the house...even if left locked in for days...he will hold it...no shit...and he goes out of the yard to drop his bombs...

Mine would probably do that if I let him out and took away the box. He was born as a stray out in mom's barn and somehow just naturally knew to use a litter box when brought inside. I accidentally shut him out from his box for a weekend once and he held it.

Anyone attempted to potty train a cat?

Don't turn this into a 'what does the wordfilter work on?' test.

-DM