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Chuck Norris
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:22 am
by tnf
Someone made a book of Norris internet quotes.
was the person who came up with the idea to publish the book really smart or really stupid?
The day chuck norris sleeps with your wife is the best day of your life.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:45 pm
by seremtan
and other chuck classics, like "mike huckabee is the next president of the yoonited states!"
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:48 pm
by Ryoki
I hope Chuck Norris dies in a tiny fire.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:15 pm
by Fender
I'll bite.
Why tiny?
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:14 pm
by Captain
His death would take longer.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:22 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
lol Texas Ranger
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:49 pm
by Fender
Captain Mazda wrote:His death would take longer.
I was hoping for something more clever than the obvious.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:51 pm
by Dark Metal
From Mazda? C'mon...
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:10 am
by Captain
Fender wrote:Captain Mazda wrote:His death would take longer.
I was hoping for something more clever than the obvious.
I felt I had to explain it, what with you being retarded and all.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:03 am
by lars63
This thread needs another Chuck Norris Joke:
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:45 pm
by seremtan
or another one:
chuck norris endorses only the shitty presidential candidates because he's retarded
it's not a joke, just a statement of fact
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 1:18 am
by lars63
Won't get a argument from me on that one
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:38 am
by SPANC23
Jut so you know chuck Norris has another fist under his bead
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:37 am
by werldhed
Chuck Norris once killed a homosexual because his bible told him to do it.
am i doing it rite?
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:25 am
by Dark Metal
No. Chuck Norris tells the Bible what to do.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:20 pm
by Don Carlos
Chuck Norris was offered the role of Michael Knight in 80's TV Show Knight Rider, He turned it down however because he thought Kit was a dick
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:25 pm
by Don Carlos
Chuck Norris eats the core of an apple first
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:09 pm
by lars63
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:55 pm
by seremtan
he waits to put his X next to the name of total loser on the republican ticket
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:46 am
by GONNAFISTYA
He waits to say something completely retarded on national television, further solidifying the idea in everyone's mind that he's an idiot.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:58 am
by lars63
The only thing Mr. T, Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris can agree on is that Tom Cruise is a faggot.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:08 am
by lars63
If you misspell "Chuck Norris" on Google it won't correct it, it just says you have 10 seconds to live.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:15 am
by Captain
stop
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:17 am
by Fender
For once, I agree w/ Mazda.
STOP USE
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:08 am
by TortillaJoe
when chuck norris dies, we all die