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Re: Chimp attack victim reveals reconstructed face on Oprah

Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:20 pm
by xer0s
Chimp ripped her hands off too.

Re: Chimp attack victim reveals reconstructed face on Oprah

Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:31 pm
by seremtan
fucking chimps

i say we go to their neighbourhoods and frag their underdeveloped shaven asses

Re: Chimp attack victim reveals reconstructed face on Oprah

Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:37 pm
by Ryoki
What kind of moron would keep a dangerous animal like that in the house? Is that even legal?

Re: Chimp attack victim reveals reconstructed face on Oprah

Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:45 pm
by Scarface
well, at least she's better looking

Re: Chimp attack victim reveals reconstructed face on Oprah

Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:46 pm
by EtUL
I'd never keep a pet I couldn't kill.

Shit even a English Mastiff would fuck up most people if it was so inclined.

Re: Chimp attack victim reveals reconstructed face on Oprah

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:28 am
by Silicone_Milk
kind of makes you wonder what she was doing to the chimp to piss it off so badly... besides keeping it as a pet that is.

Re: Chimp attack victim reveals reconstructed face on Oprah

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:40 am
by lars63
That is a whole lot of hurt, what happened to the chimp did they put it down I wonder

Re: Chimp attack victim reveals reconstructed face on Oprah

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:54 am
by andyman
:puke:

Re: Chimp attack victim reveals reconstructed face on Oprah

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:01 am
by U4EA
Ryoki wrote:What kind of moron would keep a dangerous animal like that in the house? Is that even legal?
The chimp wasn't hers, it belonged to a neighbour. The neighbour had given the chimp mood altering drugs that morning, so that should give you an idea of the level of moranitude involved.

Funnily enough, the chimp was involved in a public incident that held up traffic a few years ago, and because of that incident, the state passed a law limiting exotic pet size. They didn't retroactively apply it to this chimp though because the owners had him for ages and they didn't think he was a danger.
Silicone_Milk wrote:kind of makes you wonder what she was doing to the chimp to piss it off so badly... besides keeping it as a pet that is.
As mentioned, it wasn't her chimp and she didn't do anything to agitate it. The owner fed it mood altering drugs and the chimp was behaving erratically all morning. The owner called the victim over to help her get the chimp under control.
lars63 wrote:That is a whole lot of hurt, what happened to the chimp did they put it down I wonder
Police shot him after which he slinked into the house and died in his cage.

Re: Chimp attack victim reveals reconstructed face on Oprah

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:05 am
by TortillaJoe
Scarface wrote:well, at least she's better looking

HAH!!!!!! :olo:

Re: Chimp attack victim reveals reconstructed face on Oprah

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:17 am
by lars63
Thank you for the information U4EA :)

Re: Chimp attack victim reveals reconstructed face on Oprah

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:41 am
by feedback
They should all be destroyed.

Re: Chimp attack victim reveals reconstructed face on Oprah

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:25 am
by LawL
Looks like Duumbrain's "girlfriend". :olo:

Re: Chimp attack victim reveals reconstructed face on Oprah

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:08 am
by GONNAFISTYA
Poor broad.

Remember this next time a neighbor asks you to help move a monkey.

Re: Chimp attack victim reveals reconstructed face on Oprah

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:22 am
by Whiskey 7
lars63 wrote:Thank you for the information U4EA :)
Yes thanks :up:


A terrible story.......
Poor woman lost both eyes as well :tear:

Re: Chimp attack victim reveals reconstructed face on Oprah

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:46 am
by MKJ
'reconstructed' is a bit of a misnomer innit

Re: Chimp attack victim reveals reconstructed face on Oprah

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:09 am
by feedback
This is truly a tragedy. Why the hell did this happen to that poor woman, and not Glenn Beck?