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lol...God hates holy water
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:08 am
by GONNAFISTYA
117 Russians in Hospital After Drinking Holy Water
MOSCOW (AP) -- More than 100 Russian Orthodox believers have been hospitalized after drinking holy water during Epiphany celebrations in the eastern city of Irkutsk, an official said Monday.
A total of 117 people, including 48 children, were in the hospital complaining of acute intestinal pain after drinking water from wells in and around a local church last week, said Vladimir Salovarov, a spokesman for the Irkutsk Investigative Committee.
Where's your messiah now?

Re: lol...God hates holy water
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:38 am
by lars63
*lol* I read that this morning and was thinking the very same thing
Re: lol...God hates holy water
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:08 am
by Fender
^ isn't the correct response "*lord!*"?
Re: lol...God hates holy water
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:10 am
by menkent
well, i'll be damned. maybe god was talking to the people at Jonestown after all.
Re: lol...God hates holy water
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:07 am
by MKJ
I thought holy water wasnt to be taken internally.
fail
Re: lol...God hates holy water
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:44 am
by seremtan
the answer is obvious: russians are vampires
Re: lol...God hates holy water
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:46 pm
by Ryoki
Maybe the priest ran out of mana whilst blessing the water.
Re: lol...God hates holy water
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:50 pm
by lars63
Fender wrote:^ isn't the correct response "*lord!*"?
My bad (Obligatory Lord!!!!) post
Sorted

Re: lol...God hates holy water
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:26 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
Re: lol...God hates holy water
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:51 am
by andyman
Re: lol...God hates holy water
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:42 am
by andyman
Read the wall posts for epic lulz
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?v=wal ... 2356212667
Re: lol...God hates holy water
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:52 am
by SoM
russians

Re: lol...God hates holy water
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:23 am
by seremtan
andyman wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqJpZOljjG8&feature=rec-fresh+div-f-4-HM
yeah this is pretty much the fatal flaw in
pascal's wager