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Whats Blue and fucks children
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 8:23 am
by Johnny NoShoes
Me, in my lucky blue suit.
lol
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 8:37 am
by shaft
risky approach, but the punchline nailed it.
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 8:41 am
by 4days
:lol: heard that one in the pub a while back and spat guiness everywhere.
reminds me of:
it was a dark and stormy night. rain lashed through the trees as the man and the child walked deeper and deeper into the woods.
"i'm scared", says the kid.
"you're scared", says the man. "i've got to walk back on my own"
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 12:01 pm
by Pauly
4days wrote::lol: heard that one in the pub a while back and spat guiness everywhere.
reminds me of:
it was a dark and stormy night. rain lashed through the trees as the man and the child walked deeper and deeper into the woods.
"i'm scared", says the kid.
"you're scared", says the man. "i've got to walk back on my own"
:lol: :lol:
Re: Whats Blue and fucks children
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 12:04 pm
by sys0p
Johnny NoShoes wrote:Me, in my lucky blue suit.
lol
lol more
Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 2:56 am
by Johnny NoShoes
was taking a bath with my son the other day, and he said.. daddy why is my penis different than yours?.. and i said.. because yours isnt erect
Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 9:02 am
by 4days
:lol:
Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 9:03 am
by Testoclesius
fuck off 4gays :lol:
Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 10:58 am
by GONNAFISTYA
Yourgrandpa wrote:I fuck my kids ass.
Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 11:37 am
by Testoclesius
in that case even yournerdpa gets more action than you :lol: fat hideous lonely virgin for life that you are :lol:
Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 12:51 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
I was taking a piss and my daughter said,"What's that?"
I said,"It's my penis, honey."
"When do I get one?" she asked.
I smiled and said,"When your mommy goes to bingo."
Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 7:46 pm
by DRuM
Johnny NoShoes wrote:was taking a bath with my son the other day, and he said.. daddy why is my penis different than yours?.. and i said.. because yours isnt erect
:lol:
Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 8:49 pm
by August
A man walks into a bar and says “Give me a shot of whiskey"
Bartender says "Sure" and pours him the shot, the man drinks it
The man looks up say hit me again,
Sure enough the bartender pours him another shot, the man drinks it
The man looks up and says hit me one more time,
Bartender while pouring the drink says “Well what’s the occasion"
The man says “My first blowjob"
Bartender grins and says “Well let me buy you the fourth"
Man says “No thanks if 3 doesn't get the taste out , nothing will"
Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 9:54 pm
by -Nick--
the reason no-one replied to that joke is because you're not funny, and it was shit
Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 10:09 pm
by ^misantropia^
I kinda liked it actually. Beer does a better job BTW.
Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 7:31 am
by horton
how do you make an 8yr old cry twice??
wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 12:09 am
by R00k
:lol: