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YGP's moronics fest 2010

Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 12:26 am
by YourGrandpa
You're welcome.

Nevermind the laptop. Fiancee? FFS mister, didn't you learn anything the first go round?

You don't need to marry anyone.

Re: Buying my woman a laptop, plz review

Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 12:42 am
by YourGrandpa
I know this is about laptops and I've contributed. But I have to ask, why the fiancee so soon? You seem like a level headed responsible guy that doesn't "need" a woman. Do you want more kids (more importantly, is her biological clock ticking)? Do you feel that you are too old to keep dating? Do you actually think that you could have stumbled upon someone so great, so soon, that your search should be abandoned?

One could only hope (for your sake) that this will be a loooooooong engagement that will offer you the time needed to come to your senses.

BTW, I hope she's that great.

Re: Buying my woman a laptop, plz review

Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 2:43 am
by Nightshade
YourGrandpa wrote:I know this is about laptops and I've contributed. But I have to ask, why the fiancee so soon? You seem like a level headed responsible guy that doesn't "need" a woman. Do you want more kids (more importantly, is her biological clock ticking)? Do you feel that you are too old to keep dating? Do you actually think that you could have stumbled upon someone so great, so soon, that your search should be abandoned?

One could only hope (for your sake) that this will be a loooooooong engagement that will offer you the time needed to come to your senses.

BTW, I hope she's that great.
Why Gramps, the law of the land states that I can get married, so I choose to.

Re: Buying my woman a laptop, plz review

Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 3:01 am
by LawL
YourGrandpa wrote:I know this is about laptops and I've contributed. But I have to ask, why the fiancee so soon? You seem like a level headed responsible guy that doesn't "need" a woman. Do you want more kids (more importantly, is her biological clock ticking)? Do you feel that you are too old to keep dating? Do you actually think that you could have stumbled upon someone so great, so soon, that your search should be abandoned?

One could only hope (for your sake) that this will be a loooooooong engagement that will offer you the time needed to come to your senses.

BTW, I hope she's that great.
Give it a rest Gramps, we've all seen pics of Cruella. You're not in a position to question anyone about their reasons for marriage.

Re: Buying my woman a laptop, plz review

Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 3:25 am
by xer0s
lol Cruella...

Re: Buying my woman a laptop, plz review

Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 3:40 am
by U4EA
Nightshade wrote:Why Gramps, the law of the land states that I can get married, so I choose to.
roofles xD

Re: Buying my woman a laptop, plz review

Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 4:44 am
by LawL
xer0s wrote:lol Cruella...
I'm sure seremtan came up with that one. Not sure though.

Re: Buying my woman a laptop, plz review

Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 11:22 am
by seremtan
LawL wrote:
xer0s wrote:lol Cruella...
I'm sure seremtan came up with that one. Not sure though.
you are correct

and randy

Re: Buying my woman a laptop, plz review

Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 11:59 am
by YourGrandpa
Nightshade wrote:
YourGrandpa wrote: Why Gramps, the law of the land states that I can get married, so I choose to.
Well I hope you've at least given it some serious thought.

GL with that and the new laptop.

Re: Buying my woman a laptop, plz review

Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 12:02 pm
by YourGrandpa
seremtan wrote: you are correct

and randy
You wouldn't want anyone to forget about your greatest accomplishments in life. :olo:

Re: Buying my woman a laptop, plz review

Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 4:33 pm
by brisk
YGP, I know this is about laptops and I've contributed. But I have to ask, why a new gun so soon? You seem like a level headed responsible guy that doesn't "need" a gun. Do you want to be more intimidating (more importantly, is your penis tiny and your balls dragging along the floor so hard you're in danger of immolating yourself)? Do you feel that you are too fat to use your fists? Do you actually think that you could have stumbled upon a gun so great, so soon, that your search for other firearms should be abandoned?

Re: Buying my woman a laptop, plz review

Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 5:02 pm
by seremtan
YourGrandpa wrote:
seremtan wrote: you are correct

and randy
You wouldn't want anyone to forget about your greatest accomplishments in life. :olo:
I'VE GOT ALL THE POWER AND CLOUT I NEED

Re: Buying my woman a laptop, plz review

Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 10:29 pm
by YourGrandpa
brisk wrote:YGP, I know this is about laptops and I've contributed. But I have to ask, why a new gun so soon? You seem like a level headed responsible guy that doesn't "need" a gun. Do you want to be more intimidating (more importantly, is your penis tiny and your balls dragging along the floor so hard you're in danger of immolating yourself)? Do you feel that you are too fat to use your fists? Do you actually think that you could have stumbled upon a gun so great, so soon, that your search for other firearms should be abandoned?
Where did you contribute? You just posted to troll me. And from what I hear, trolling in GD is prohibited. But you're a forum nobody, so I guess it doesn't matter. Much like you don't matter IRL. You're just another faceless go-along that lives life in the shadows of the internet, never controversial or original. You're a sad case of nothingness that hates everything you can't or will never be. You're a big fucking zero... Enjoy. :olo:

Re: Buying my woman a laptop, plz review

Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 10:35 pm
by LawL
seremtan wrote:you are correct

and randy
No. This is Randy:

Image

Re: Buying my woman a laptop, plz review

Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 10:55 pm
by xer0s
YourGrandpa wrote:
brisk wrote:YGP, I know this is about laptops and I've contributed. But I have to ask, why a new gun so soon? You seem like a level headed responsible guy that doesn't "need" a gun. Do you want to be more intimidating (more importantly, is your penis tiny and your balls dragging along the floor so hard you're in danger of immolating yourself)? Do you feel that you are too fat to use your fists? Do you actually think that you could have stumbled upon a gun so great, so soon, that your search for other firearms should be abandoned?
Where did you contribute? You just posted to troll me. And from what I hear, trolling in GD is prohibited. But you're a forum nobody, so I guess it doesn't matter. Much like you don't matter IRL. You're just another faceless go-along that lives life in the shadows of the internet, never controversial or original. You're a sad case of nothingness that hates everything you can't or will never be. You're a big fucking zero... Enjoy. :olo:
That shit was weak gramps. And brisk is hardly a forum nobody...

Re: Buying my woman a laptop, plz review

Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 11:01 pm
by YourGrandpa
That's a matter of opinion.

Re: Buying my woman a laptop, plz review

Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 11:03 pm
by YourGrandpa
Memphis wrote:it's cute when you try for full-on rabidly personal fantasy flaming.
New shrink time maybe?
You're another nobody.

Truth hurts.

Re: Buying my woman a laptop, plz review

Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 11:04 pm
by plained
when youre going downhill like gramps is, overdoing/try-harding like that is a natural side effect. :info:

i dont remember brisk being a nobody ! lol

Re: Buying my woman a laptop, plz review

Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 11:21 pm
by YourGrandpa
Sorry, I'm not getting the nerdalogy. Your WOW life seems to be corrupting logical thought.

I suggest you call your mom before killing yourself just to verify that nobody loves you.

Re: Buying my woman a laptop, plz review

Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 12:16 am
by phantasmagoria
oh look, it's this thread again

derp

Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 12:24 am
by YourGrandpa
phantasmagoria wrote:oh look, it's this thread again
I've gained a stalker.

Lucky me.

Re: Buying my woman a laptop, plz review

Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 1:17 am
by LawL
YourGrandpa wrote:You're another nobody.

Truth hurts.
That's a matter of opinion.

Re: Buying my woman a laptop, plz review

Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 1:23 am
by YourGrandpa
Fact.

Re: Buying my woman a laptop, plz review

Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 2:11 am
by brisk
YourGrandpa wrote:
brisk wrote:YGP, I know this is about laptops and I've contributed. But I have to ask, why a new gun so soon? You seem like a level headed responsible guy that doesn't "need" a gun. Do you want to be more intimidating (more importantly, is your penis tiny and your balls dragging along the floor so hard you're in danger of immolating yourself)? Do you feel that you are too fat to use your fists? Do you actually think that you could have stumbled upon a gun so great, so soon, that your search for other firearms should be abandoned?
Where did you contribute? You just posted to troll me. And from what I hear, trolling in GD is prohibited. But you're a forum nobody, so I guess it doesn't matter. Much like you don't matter IRL. You're just another faceless go-along that lives life in the shadows of the internet, never controversial or original. You're a sad case of nothingness that hates everything you can't or will never be. You're a big fucking zero... Enjoy. :olo:
haha, sweet jesus. living life in the shadow of the internet? what the hell does that even mean? i think you've spent so long on this forum that you've lost all sense of reality. i'm afraid i have more pressing matters in my life than developing some weirdo online persona to please you, gwamps. it's a little bit creepy actually.

reasonable, functional adults don't blow all their money on guns or try to convince other internet people that buying things for someone they care about is something they should be ashamed about.

oh and i'm fully aware of the rules of this place, since i was a moderator of this very forum before you even blew your first paycheck on weapons of paper destruction. but please, keep up the fantasy flames and redneck psychology :olo:

Re: Buying my woman a laptop, plz review

Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 2:19 am
by Dark Metal
Yes I remember when it was about a shotgun or something.