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Don't you just hate it when...
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 7:40 am
by LawL
You think you're halfway done wiping your ass, then realise you're not making any progress and have to sit back down and finish the dump?
*posted from my iPhone while murdering a brown snake.
Re: Don't you just hate it when...
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 7:44 am
by MKJ
Looks like you weren't shitting with the entire turd in mind.
Re: Don't you just hate it when...
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:44 am
by axbaby
i hate it when you think your done and some blind guy on a bus tells you later that your not.
Re: Don't you just hate it when...
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:56 am
by Eraser
Not as bad as realizing there's no more TP after you've taken your shit.
Re: Don't you just hate it when...
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:18 pm
by seremtan
so you have an iphone then
Re: Don't you just hate it when...
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:27 pm
by shaft
great
Re: Don't you just hate it when...
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:21 pm
by Doombrain
lol, new one out soon.
Re: Don't you just hate it when...
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 10:19 pm
by LawL
seremtan wrote:so you have an iphone then
Have for years.
Doombrain wrote:lol, new one out soon.
Q3W honeymoon.
Re: Don't you just hate it when...
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:14 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
snapped off an executive today. I'm pretty awesome
Re: Don't you just hate it when...
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:30 am
by Nightshade
That whole 'sitting on the shitter' thing gets a bit awkward with your knee all fucked up, doesn't it?
Re: Don't you just hate it when...
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:07 pm
by Scarface
It's the peanutbutter consistancy shits that really piss me off, stuck hanging your ass over the shitter scraping it off with 1 ply toiletpaper at work. Makes for a very uncomfortable day, can never get fully clean after...
Re: Don't you just hate it when...
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:31 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
Nightshade wrote:That whole 'sitting on the shitter' thing gets a bit awkward with your knee all fucked up, doesn't it?
in-fucking-deed
Re: Don't you just hate it when...
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 2:48 pm
by xer0s
LawL wrote:
Q3W honeymoon.
Re: Don't you just hate it when...
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 3:48 pm
by Nightshade
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:
in-fucking-deed
I personally loved having to park my crippled ass on the edge of the tub and swing my feet over (carefully and with much pain) so I could then stand like a 90 year-old to take a shower. Scared shitless of falling the whole time, but GODDAMN that first shower felt good.