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Official Dexter Season 5 Poetry Thread
Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:33 pm
by PlayTehR0b0t
there was a crooked lady and she had a crooked smile
she had crooked kitchen sex in a skinny crooked pile
she got a crooked baby from her crooked brother/spouse
and they all lived together in a little crooked house
Re: Official Dexter Season 5 Poetry Thread
Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:15 pm
by seremtan
bloody baby in the bathroom
bloody mummy in the bath
bloody Dexter, solo dad
bloody hell, this shit is bad
Re: Official Dexter Season 5 Poetry Thread
Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:41 pm
by Ryoki
mommy character got deleted
sister character still feels cheated
humanizing our favourite psycho dad
makes us feel ever so sad
Re: Official Dexter Season 5 Poetry Thread
Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:55 pm
by PlayTehR0b0t
Angel and Laghuerta
sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
first comes lust
then comes marriage
then comes a really tedious subplot that I really don't give a fuck about but seems to drag on forever until one of them is victim of a serial killer later this season
Re: Official Dexter Season 5 Poetry Thread
Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 5:17 pm
by obsidian
Well hello folks
From beyond the grave
It's Sergeant Doakes
To party and rave
Sure, I'm just a ghost
The dead can't really dance
But I still got the most
And still hot in tight pants
-RIP, Sgt. Doakes, 2007
Re: Official Dexter Season 5 Poetry Thread
Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:36 pm
by seremtan
tonight's the night
and it's gonna happen
again and again
until someone realises
this was a three-season show
all along.
Re: Official Dexter Season 5 Poetry Thread
Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:05 am
by Captain
i'll never believe
how it came to be
when the show has ended
and the curtain falls
i'll remember the time
when i saw quinn's balls