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MCP
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:31 pm
by Κracus
Passed my MCP today and I'll be going for my MCDST in a month! I know Jackal doesn't really post here anymore but fuck it. I have papers that say I can do stuff too now bitch!

Re: MCP
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:36 pm
by ^misantropia^
You know, I know the title but I have no idea what a MCP actually does. Is it office automation?
At any rate: congrats, Kracus. One step closer to your first million bucks.
Re: MCP
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:40 pm
by 4days
finally collected enough cereal packet tokens eh?
well done for sticking it out

Re: MCP
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:44 pm
by Κracus
It's just means Microsoft Certified Professional. All it really means is I'm technicly competent enough to do basic desktop support, OS installs automated install and rights problems. Nothing big but that first test is always a nail biter.
Ultimately though it means it'll be easier for me to get jobs in the IT field, now I just need to get about another dozen similar certifications

Re: MCP
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:48 pm
by seremtan
won't be doing a lot of business in clubs then
Re: MCP
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 7:05 pm
by Κracus
Not since the kids no. Haven't kept in touch with any of those people actualy. Most are in jail or probation to be honest...
Re: MCP
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:32 pm
by Dr_Watson
welcome to 2001 how does it feel?
Re: MCP
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 9:11 pm
by Κracus
not 1999?
Re: MCP
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:43 pm
by Dr_Watson
it was never hip to be NT4 certified.
Re: MCP
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:49 pm
by Κracus
Heh... instead of going for an NT4 cert I actualy tried to get my CNA in 99. (Certified Novell Admin) which sucked cause I failed by 1 point.
Which is probably the main reason I was anxious about this test. Hate plunking down 125$ to fail a test...
Re: MCP
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:55 pm
by MrPink
I'm not sure who i hate more, kracarse or scared. both irritating.
Re: MCP
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:57 pm
by Dr_Watson

only certs I have my company paid for. Granted my BS covered 99% of the cisco stuff... so I kinda paid for that one.
EMCSA, CCNP, and just finished VCP bootcamp two weeks ago (still have to take the test when I have some free time)... If you can't tell senior management has a hard-on for a private cloud datacenter.
Re: MCP
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 12:28 am
by Κracus
Oh yeah? Maybe you should mention my company to them. CenterBeam. That's what we do and we do it quite well. I beleive our target though are companies that make over a quarter million a year or larger. We work with companies as big as Bowne.
My companie pays for all my certs

Re: MCP
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 2:22 am
by Dr_Watson

I work for 6 billion dollar financial institution kid.
Re: MCP
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 8:45 am
by ^misantropia^
All the cool kids work for start-ups. Just a FYI.
Re: MCP
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 10:01 am
by Κracus
Dr_Watson wrote:
I work for 6 billion dollar financial institution kid.
Sounds like exactly the type of company we work with, a few of our clients make billions a year. We do everything on the "cloud" for a lack of a better term, hosting email (exchange), servers remote support pretty much anything really. We also have a few clients that are large financial institutions too.
Re: MCP
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:23 am
by 4days
this'll be great, kracus. watson can tell his people to talk to your people, they can thrash out the details and you can casually chuckle at the meeting that it all started on Q3W. this time next week, you'll be smoking a blunt and stepping out of a veyron with your magically thinner/better breasted girlfriend. you'll be headhunted as a consultant for multinational IT projects, which will be great cover for your real life as a secret agent who for some reason has to fly to brazil and be smothered with tits.
Re: MCP
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:46 am
by Eraser
Κracus wrote:It's just means Microsoft Certified Professional. All it really means is I'm technicly competent enough to do basic desktop support, OS installs automated install and rights problems. Nothing big but that first test is always a nail biter.
Ultimately though it means it'll be easier for me to get jobs in the IT field, now I just need to get about another dozen similar certifications

So you're basically certified to do the things the computer hobbyist does on a Sunday afternoon?
Re: MCP
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:47 am
by Eraser
4days wrote:this'll be great, kracus. watson can tell his people to talk to your people, they can thrash out the details and you can casually chuckle at the meeting that it all started on Q3W. this time next week, you'll be smoking a blunt and stepping out of a veyron with your magically thinner/better breasted girlfriend. you'll be headhunted as a consultant for multinational IT projects, which will be great cover for your real life as a secret agent who for some reason has to fly to brazil and be smothered with tits.
Livin' the Q3W dream, eh?
Re: MCP
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:43 pm
by Ryoki
4days wrote:this'll be great, kracus. watson can tell his people to talk to your people, they can thrash out the details and you can casually chuckle at the meeting that it all started on Q3W. this time next week, you'll be smoking a blunt and stepping out of a veyron with your magically thinner/better breasted girlfriend. you'll be headhunted as a consultant for multinational IT projects, which will be great cover for your real life as a secret agent who for some reason has to fly to brazil and be smothered with tits.
fucking

Re: MCP
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:32 pm
by Dr_Watson
This thread just got a shit load better.

Re: MCP
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:51 pm
by Κracus
pft I'm just saying if a company is looking to downsize their in house It dept... It's what we do.
Re: MCP
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 6:26 pm
by seremtan
lol @ 4days and @ dick-waving threads
Re: MCP
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 6:58 pm
by Tormentius
4days wrote:this'll be great, kracus. watson can tell his people to talk to your people, they can thrash out the details and you can casually chuckle at the meeting that it all started on Q3W. this time next week, you'll be smoking a blunt and stepping out of a veyron with your magically thinner/better breasted girlfriend. you'll be headhunted as a consultant for multinational IT projects, which will be great cover for your real life as a secret agent who for some reason has to fly to brazil and be smothered with tits.

Re: MCP
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 2:17 pm
by Jackal
Κracus wrote:pft I'm just saying if a company is looking to downsize their in house It dept... It's what we do.
So you sell into companies who, by definition, are failing? That seems like a GREAT business model!
Hi guys. Just popping in to take a shit on Sucrak.