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penis

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:57 pm
by phantasmagoria
Here’s a party game which needs nothing but a working internet
connection (say, a notebook or cell phone), and Google.com’s web
search. The goal is to create the longest phrase that Google can find by
alternately adding one word to the end of the other player’s search
phrase. Say, the first person starts with “Feelings”. Now the second
person adds a word, “are”, so we get “Feelings are”... (Note the use of
quotation marks in the search query.)

Now every time a word is added, the phrase is searched for in Google,
and the resulting page count is announced to the group. The one
person who creates a sentence with zero results in Google loses and has
to do something silly (or if you want to play with points, he loses a
point, and the last person who created a sentence with results in Google
will win a point). To prevent cheating, the one whose turn is next is not
allowed to look at any search result snippet.
Let’s take our sample, and see what we get:

Peter: “Feelings” (53,200,000 results in Google)
Mary: “Feelings are” (2,100,000 results)
Jake: “Feelings are nothing” (1,090 results)
Susan: “Feelings are nothing and” (19 results)
Peter: “Feelings are nothing and we” (0 results)
Susan gets 1 point, and Peter gets minus 1 points (or has to do
something silly).

If you create too obscure a sentence there won’t be any results and you
will lose, but if your sentence gets too many results, your opponent will
also be able to create a sentence with results. The basic strategy is to try
to create sentences so silly that silly that there are only a few results, but not so
silly there are no results…

Re: penis

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:58 pm
by phantasmagoria
penis: About 42,800,000 results (0.09 seconds)

Re: penis

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:53 pm
by seremtan
penis crime: About 1,570 results (0.26 seconds)

Re: penis

Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 1:09 am
by GONNAFISTYA
phantasmagoria threads worth reading: About 0 results (0.000001 seconds)

Re: penis

Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 7:01 am
by Don Carlos
penis crime boat: About 1,480,000 results (0.11 seconds)

Re: penis

Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 9:44 am
by seremtan
No results found for "penis crime boat"

you're doing it wrong DC

also, you just lost the game :D

Re: penis

Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 10:44 am
by Eraser
You need to surround the search with quotation marks dorko

Re: penis

Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 10:44 am
by Eraser
Ok I got a new starting word:
"Preteen" 7,170,000 results

Re: penis

Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 11:48 am
by seremtan
preteen vegetable

About 145 results (0.18 seconds)

Re: penis

Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 12:43 pm
by U4EA
"preteen vegetable snacks"

1 result (0.05 seconds)

G'wan, who's next then?

Re: penis

Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 2:46 pm
by seremtan
ok that one's dead

new one: "goostrumnoodle"

About 353 results (0.19 seconds)

Re: penis

Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 3:22 pm
by Scourge
U4EA wrote:"preteen vegetable snacks"

1 result (0.05 seconds)

G'wan, who's next then?
I got 1,140,000 with that one. I think Google is broke on that side of the world.

edit: nm, didn't see the thing about the quotation marks. Carry on.

Re: penis

Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 3:28 pm
by Doombrain
Scourge wrote:
U4EA wrote:"preteen vegetable snacks"

1 result (0.05 seconds)

G'wan, who's next then?
I got 1,140,000 with that one. I think Google is broke on that side of the world.

edit: nm, didn't see the thing about the quotation marks. Carry on.
LOL :tard:

Re: penis

Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 4:10 pm
by Scourge
At least I caught myself before anyone else did. :smirk:

Re: penis

Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 4:11 pm
by phantasmagoria
seremtan wrote:ok that one's dead

new one: "goostrumnoodle"

About 353 results (0.19 seconds)
>:E

Re: penis

Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 4:31 pm
by seremtan
"goostrumnoodle a"

9 results (0.18 seconds)

try now :p

Re: penis

Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 4:45 pm
by phantasmagoria
problem with playing it remotely is the temptation to cheat.

Re: penis

Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 5:26 pm
by seremtan
or to use a word you've only ever heard in one quote from twitter which you happen to remember because it was a prime example of british aristocratic bullshit