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You are one in a pack of shriveled dicks
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 3:48 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
Yeah u!
Fagg0t.
Re: You are one in a pack of shriveled dicks
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:39 pm
by PlayTehR0b0t
your mom seems to like my shriveled dick just fine tyvm
Re: You are one in a pack of shriveled dicks
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:41 pm
by seremtan
she's not picky
Re: You are one in a pack of shriveled dicks
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:51 am
by MKJ
or prickly
Re: You are one in a pack of shriveled dicks
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:10 pm
by CaseDogg
Shrivled dick heads are hot.
Re: You are one in a pack of shriveled dicks
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 8:37 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
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Re: You are one in a pack of shriveled dicks
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:24 pm
by Ryoki
Memphis wrote:so all muslims = not hot
They're a bit rare maybe but i saw my share of really pretty ones and even had a gratuitous flirting session with an adorable little muslima once when circumstances beyond my control stranded me in a train halfway the country, but i could never handle the idea of dating someone who is so religious that they think Sky Man will strike them down if they do not wear a bit of cloth on their noggin, or alternatively lack the balls to say fuck u to their family if they expect such archaic nonsense from them.
Re: You are one in a pack of shriveled dicks
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:54 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
csb
Re: You are one in a pack of shriveled dicks
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:28 am
by Peenyuh
Ryoki wrote:They're a bit rare maybe but i saw my share of really pretty ones and even had a gratuitous flirting session with an adorable little muslima once when circumstances beyond my control stranded me in a train halfway the country, but i could never handle the idea of dating someone who is so religious that they think Sky Man will strike them down if they do not wear a bit of cloth on their noggin, or alternatively lack the balls to say fuck u to their family if they expect such archaic nonsense from them.
She turn yuh down, eh? Tough luck pal.

Re: You are one in a pack of shriveled dicks
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:21 am
by MKJ
why would you travel halfway across the country for 1 muslim girl when theres 300.000 in the city you live in?
you need to crunch the numbers more, ryoki.
Re: You are one in a pack of shriveled dicks
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:09 pm
by Ryoki
Yes, i usually take my dates to stranded trains halfway between the middle of nowhere and sticksville, it's the major reason why i'm such a Don Juan and all my relationships are such resounding fucking successes. Naw, I was actually on my way to Belgium for Serious Business and beerdrinkery when a typical NS fuckup occurred, mr smartypants
On the way back btw, some fuckhead jumped in front of the train and the damn thing stood still for several more hours while the cleanup crew and the cops did their thing. Apparently when morons jump in front of a train in Belgium, the OM considers it a potential murder site and does a quick CSI thing to see if it was foul play, how awesome is that
/trainstory
Re: You are one in a pack of shriveled dicks
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:08 pm
by seremtan
this thread is now about dutch trains

Re: You are one in a pack of shriveled dicks
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:42 pm
by MKJ
gotta love them yellows
Re: You are one in a pack of shriveled dicks
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:08 am
by LawL
Ryoki wrote:I was actually on my way to Belgium for Serious Business
Why go all the way to Belgium for Serious Business when you can just internet from home?
Re: You are one in a pack of shriveled dicks
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:53 am
by Ryoki
lols