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Dutard's failed pictorial: Yet another undelivered promise

Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 5:59 am
by LawL
It's been two weeks since Duhard first said he's going to post a "pictorial" to blow us all away. Does anyone know how long it takes to take a photo on a Blackberry?

Duhard wrote:blackberry activated...pictorial coming up...quake3world destruction inevitable...next
Duhard wrote:When my heavenly body pictorial hits q3w like a fucking freight train, you better tell your trailer park trash cunts to run outside for a long walk if you don't want to lose them forever :olo:
Duhard wrote:when my pictorial is unleashed, this thread is done.
Duhard wrote:you're in for a rude awekening when I post my glorious pictorial and u find out I am the total package of weight lifting and a sexual adonis who's 6 inches taller than your weak, high heels wearing, self-absorbed midget frame :olo:
Duhard wrote:my pictorial will be the last straw and the destruction of quake3world will be complete.
Duhard wrote:dude I was 175 pounds barely on these...now I put on almost 30 pounds of ripped muscle and my pictorial is gonna destroy you clueless gym rats' emotions :olo:
Duhard wrote:Mazda, stop stalking me on facebook and posting 2 year old pictures of me back when I was a roid noob...nothing can prepare you funboys for my ego destroying pictorial coming up...
Duhard wrote:17 weeks and counting to be exact...this weak pictorial of yours all bout confirmed that I have become a BEAST and will destroy any gym rat 'round here with my latest pictorial...bye bye chumps..
Duhard wrote:I'm doing squats as we speak, sculpting my awesome physique to new limits...until the pictorial hits you in the face like a fucking freight train :olo:
Duhard wrote:You guys have no clue how owned you are...once I post a pictorial of my heavenly body, your midget lives will be forever changed :olo:
Duhard wrote:...remember when we played q3? :olo:
...and now this :olo:
...my pictorial will be the final nail in your coffin :olo:
Duhard wrote:no...it's not your own fantasies, I can't take a picture right now...stop crying and get in line, my pictorial's coming up and you're going bye-bye.
Duhard wrote:Just another day at the gym...18 plates on the hack squat and 115 lbs bicep curls while I was giving the finger to the other idiots at the gym who train like the morons in here...keep running your mouths, as soon as my pictorial is unleashed, this thread is dead, locked and shipped to The Void.

Re: Duhard's pictorial

Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 6:55 am
by Eraser
Charlie Sheen is nothing compared to this guy

Re: Duhard's pictorial

Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 12:47 pm
by U4EA
I, for one, eagerly anticipate having my midget life forever changed once Duhard posts his pictorial.

Re: Duhard's pictorial

Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 4:12 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
:olo:

Plus he's french.

Re: Duhard's pictorial

Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 4:49 pm
by seremtan
don't hold your breath; dutard never delivers

Re: Duhard's pictorial

Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 5:37 pm
by SoM
sounds like Dorka Thane

Re: Duhard's pictorial

Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 3:30 pm
by Duhard
lol...look what we got here...an angry flock of homos threatening me to post pictures of my heavenly body...can't wait to masterbate like niggers on crack you cock crazed rainbow fucking fagots? laughable but expected :olo:

Re: Duhard's pictorial

Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 4:17 pm
by seremtan
so you run your mouth at length about posting a pictorial of your allegedly adonis-like physique, then when someone calls you out on it, you run your mouth some more, but still no pictorial

see? i'm always right

Re: Duhard's pictorial

Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 4:56 pm
by Duhard
Can Charlie Sheen squat 415 pounds and train like the total package does? I doubt it, but he can certainly spend his entire days posting total garbage on a gaming forum like you total twats on a daily basis.

One more thing for all my jellus homo freaks out here, I don't run my mouth and I don't pretend anything about my roids and my training...I speak the truth and if you weakling and fucktards have a problem with it, you can kiss my indecisive ass crack and feel the wrath of aftermath :olo:

Re: Duhard's pictorial

Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 4:59 pm
by Duhard
I make headlines, I am the people's champion...don't be mad cause I got all the attributes your bitch of a mother couldn't give you when she brought you screaming into this world. There will be a pictorial and there will be ownage like q3w has never seen before. In the meantime, you morons can suck my wonderful cock :olo:

Re: Duhard's pictorial

Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 5:00 pm
by Captain
seremtan wrote:so you run your mouth at length about posting a pictorial of your allegedly adonis-like physique, then when someone calls you out on it, you run your mouth some more, but still no pictorial

see? i'm always right
More like he runs his mouth at length about posting a pictorial of his allegedly adonis-like physique when pictures of his flabby body and wonky eye have already been exposed.

Re: Duhard's pictorial

Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 5:01 pm
by Duhard
lol here comes mazda to the rescue...pathetic :olo:

Re: Duhard's pictorial

Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 5:02 pm
by Captain
You're the only one here who needs a rescue :olo:

Re: Duhard's pictorial

Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 5:03 pm
by Duhard
Where are your training pictures buddy? Oh that's right, you don't lift :olo:

Re: Duhard's pictorial

Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 5:16 pm
by scared?
i win...next...

Re: Duhard's pictorial

Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 5:32 pm
by seremtan
Duhard wrote:Can Charlie Sheen squat 415 pounds and train like the total package does? I doubt it, but he can certainly spend his entire days posting total garbage on a gaming forum like you total twats on a daily basis.

One more thing for all my jellus homo freaks out here, I don't run my mouth and I don't pretend anything about my roids and my training...I speak the truth and if you weakling and fucktards have a problem with it, you can kiss my indecisive ass crack and feel the wrath of aftermath :olo:
1v1?

Re: Duhard's pictorial

Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 5:37 pm
by Duhard
Just back from a quick tan in preparation for my heavenly body pictorial coming up!

Re: Duhard's pictorial

Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 5:53 pm
by Captain
Duhard wrote:Where are your training pictures buddy? Oh that's right, you don't lift :olo:
Neither do you LOL

Re: Duhard's pictorial

Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 6:44 pm
by SoM
duhy, just post the pics

i need to masturbate

Re: Duhard's pictorial

Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 8:28 pm
by Duhard
Gayest thread I've ever seen in all my years in Q3W...where else can you find a bunch of homos asking for male pictures and actually complaining it takes too long for me to upload them...wow...Gay3World, your world is waiting :olo:

Re: Duhard's pictorial

Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 9:42 pm
by seremtan
Image

Re: Duhard's pictorial

Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 11:42 pm
by Peenyuh
:olo:

Re: Duhard's pictorial

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:14 am
by LawL
So no pics from Duhorka. Shocking.

seremtan wrote:Image
Best shop ever. :olo:

Re: Duhard's pictorial

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:37 am
by MKJ
lol

Re: Duhard's pictorial

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:25 am
by SoM
:olo: