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wtf is up with the beards?...

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 1:00 pm
by scared?
the wife and I went to a mastodon show last night and it seemed like every motherfucker in the place had a big scraggly beard. I doubt chicks dig that shit and eating must suck with that hairy cunt all over ur face...

what's the story?...

Re: wtf is up with the beards?...

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 1:03 pm
by MKJ
lets ask our bearded expert, PuffNStuff.

Re: wtf is up with the beards?...

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 1:18 pm
by xer0s
Early start for "No-Shave November"? I've got one at the moment...

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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 2:22 pm
by andyman
i'm bearded up

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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 2:52 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
MKJ wrote:lets ask our bearded expert, PuffNStuff.
Chicks LOVE beards. My guess is that scared? isn't man enough to grow one.

Re: wtf is up with the beards?...

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 2:54 pm
by MKJ
people with beards have something to hide, ergo are untrustworthy :!:

Re: wtf is up with the beards?...

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 3:05 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
MKJ wrote:people with beards have something to hide, ergo are untrustworthy :!:
yeah, my dick in yo mama HAHAHAHAHA

Re: wtf is up with the beards?...

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 3:29 pm
by MrPink
xer0s wrote:Early start for "No-Shave November"? I've got one at the moment...
Movember :!:

Re: wtf is up with the beards?...

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 3:43 pm
by xer0s
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:
MKJ wrote:lets ask our bearded expert, PuffNStuff.
Chicks LOVE beards. My guess is that scared? isn't man enough to grow one.
Does AIDS hamper beard growing?

Re: wtf is up with the beards?...

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 3:45 pm
by scared?
i could grow a beard when i was 12...chicks hate beards...

Re: wtf is up with the beards?...

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 3:57 pm
by Tsakali
I'm sporting a short one, with no gay trimming out it's natural shape (people who do that are 100% douchebags...no really, it's scientifically proven. )

I'd love to go full caveman, but eating sucks ass, and it seems to be quite unsanitary

Re: wtf is up with the beards?...

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 5:53 pm
by scared?
beards r stoopid...

Re: wtf is up with the beards?...

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 6:16 pm
by Tsakali
MKJ wrote:people with beards have something to hide, ergo are untrustworthy :!:
shaving it, hides the fact that you grow facial hair :!:

Re: wtf is up with the beards?...

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 6:32 pm
by plained
scared? wrote:beards r stoopid...

what about 4 day five oclock shadow?

i have alot of that ey

Re: wtf is up with the beards?...

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 7:11 pm
by Tsakali
that's basically how long mine is...maybe 6 days

Re: wtf is up with the beards?...

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 7:21 pm
by seremtan
wow, Tsakalakis is a hipster

gillette too mainstream, bro?

Re: wtf is up with the beards?...

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 7:23 pm
by Tsakali
whatever makes your brain wrap around things nice and neatly. generalize away...

ps
your bastardizations of my nick are getting better...that's sure to be a real name in the directory.

Re: wtf is up with the beards?...

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:05 pm
by prince1000
welcome to the turn of the century you old fuck. why don't you complain about opposing skylark or nautical tattoos while you're at it, geezer...

Re: wtf is up with the beards?...

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:32 pm
by plained
eeyy p1k!

nice to see a post from u!

Re: wtf is up with the beards?...

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:02 am
by mrd
Wait, you went to a fucking Mastodon show and you're surprised to see beards?

Re: wtf is up with the beards?...

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:52 am
by LawL
Tsakali wrote:whatever makes your brain wrap around things nice and neatly. generalize away...

ps
your bastardizations of my nick are getting better...that's sure to be a real name in the directory.
Looks like seremtan hit a nerve.

Re: wtf is up with the beards?...

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:12 am
by Tsakali
that's what she said

Re: wtf is up with the beards?...

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:20 am
by andyman
then at least two people agree...

Re: wtf is up with the beards?...

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:22 am
by Tsakali
lol, I didn't expect YOU to get it, so i forgive you.

Re: wtf is up with the beards?...

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:38 am
by xer0s
I got it. Twas weak...