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Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:39 pm
by blood.angel
Your grill sucks.

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:40 pm
by blood.angel
Put tin foil in the grill tray.
Things cook quicker and as an added bonus its easy to clean.

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:40 pm
by boo
Indeed it does... Try cooking bacon in an oven, its the best!!

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:41 pm
by losCHUNK
crispy bacon in the frying pan, yum yum

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:43 pm
by Guest
I don't mind cooking, I just hate the cleaning part afterwards.

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:43 pm
by boo
the oven, the oven!!!

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:43 pm
by PhoeniX
use a fish slice and push (as in, with lots of presssure) the bacon into the frying pan (get one of those pans that has the red centre in the middle which gets hot) it cooks really quickly then, and on a heat that won't spit your eyes out.

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:43 pm
by Guest
Yeah oven is great for cooking bacon btw.

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:44 pm
by losCHUNK
Memphis wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:crispy bacon in the frying pan, yum yum
Aye. Not quite in the right state to handle hot spittiing fat though ;)
if your stoned its better

no pain ++

if your pissed then sod it, youll just loose your temper at objects which dont talk back

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:44 pm
by blood.angel
You need a George Foreman lean mean grilling machine.

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:45 pm
by losCHUNK
blood.angel wrote:You need a George Foreman lean mean grilling machine.
the fat goes straight outta the meat and right into my mouth !

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:45 pm
by axbaby
i've just discovered the joys of healthy cooking.
i hate the shit but i get pleasure in making something good .

it's kind of my new hobby .. lasgana ,meat pies .. chinese food .. marinated steaks ... cakes pies .

2 days ago i made homemade ravioli ... noodles and all.it was so dead easy ,tasted awesome .it just takes a bit of time.

25 years i've been eating out and at the same time wondering where all my money is going ...well now i know.

i am saving a shitload of money cooking for myself .

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:46 pm
by boo
Get a radio frying pan then... got a radio in the handle.

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:47 pm
by losCHUNK
ax man, will you marry me... i love lasgana and ravioli but i have problems with the tinned shit >:E

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:47 pm
by boo
yeah, the tinned shit is awfull.

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:51 pm
by blood.angel
You can get lasgana in tins!?!? :icon28:

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:54 pm
by losCHUNK
lol, naaa you get them in crappy tinned or plastic containers

nothing beats homemade stuff, which i cant do >:E

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:05 pm
by Foo
You can microwave bacon y'know.

Always coming up with new ways of giving you cancer ;)

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:07 pm
by brisk
Cooking is great. Its the washing up that pisses me off.

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 10:26 pm
by Don Carlos
Memphis wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:crispy bacon in the frying pan, yum yum
Aye. Not quite in the right state to handle hot spittiing fat though ;)
I set kitchen on fire with 2 quater pounders and some tin foil.
Never watch a good film while cooking fatty food >:E

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 10:40 pm
by axbaby
noodles easy as pie

mix 1 1/2 cups flour .. 3 eggs ..bit of salt.

roll with rolling pin ..as thin as you can without breaking the dough.

cut in rectangles whatever size u want.

add meat "i use buffalo hamburger" ..ricotta cheese .. cheddar cheese ..anything.

brush mixed up eggs on the inside where the meat isn't ..roll over the other half of the ravioli noodle ..pinch the sides .
eggs acts like glue
boil 10-15 minutes ... add noodles to homemade spaghetti sauce .. cook an hour real slow ...eat.

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 11:23 pm
by Chupacabra
Kracus wrote:I don't mind cooking, I just hate the cleaning part afterwards.
agreed

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 11:25 pm
by Maiden
Being valentines and all, of course I’ll be cooking.

Hearts of romaine, palm, and artichoke
Angel Hair with asparagus, smoked mozzarella and prosciutto
Rosemary grilled chicken in a wild mushroom sauce
Cherry cheescake.

Mad blowjobs for me tonight for sure.

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 11:36 pm
by Maiden
lol

Cooking has to be the easiest way into a woman’s pants. (besides paying for it)
You should get your ass back in the kitchen, son. ;)

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 11:37 pm
by losCHUNK
i disagree

bottle of vodka and wait for them to pass out :smirk: