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Nope, that makes parkour monkeys look like cripples.

called trials usually

urban mtb trials i guess

It look me a little over a minute to realize that his bike doesn't even have a seat. That shit requires a lot of upper body strength, by the looks of it.

lol, why you hatin?

He's hatin'.

He's just mad he can't even work up the energy to jack off these days.

thats great!

He makes it look so easy I agree with Memphis though, that bike is hot as fuck!

Memphis wrote:Noone's hatin'. I'm simply advisin' you don't know what parkour is and despite the display of balance and skill, the bike is, quite obviously, a very specialised piece of kit.

Definitely sounds like you're hatin'

It's a guy using everyday street furniture to perform feats of acrobatic prowess. That's pretty much the definition of parkour. He's just doing it with a bike.

I enjoy this bike parkour.

Transient wrote:It look me a little over a minute to realize that his bike doesn't even have a seat. That shit requires a lot of upper body strength, by the looks of it.

It's a special frame too if you look close. Seats are just weight and in the way. Very refined to do just what he's doing. Beastly brakes too.

^ nice. it's not just the skill, it's lack of fear that counts. you just have to accept that you're gonna land on your arse and break bones now and then, like that guy does the near the start of the video. i don't think he's even wearing pads, just a helmet

who even cares if it's "parkour"? not only does the word itself sound retarded but the word itself wasn't even defined in the dictionary until just last year

Memphis wrote:

0psys wrote: It's a guy using everyday street furniture to perform feats of acrobatic prowess. That's pretty much the definition of parkour. He's just doing it with a bike.

A very expensive bike. Which is entirely my point. I've said nothing bad about the guy, or the skillz, just that it's not parkour by definition (yours is still wrong btw), yet for some reason it's causing some kind of spackers unite rally.

Oh, I see, it's the bike's price that gives him the ability to do all of that. I mistakingly thought that all of that required skill. I guess it's similar to the way parkour people can only do all of that crazy jumping and shit because of their special trainers.

Do you reckon if he had the bike diamond encrusted that he might achieve flight? I wonder if-thermodynamic laws withstanding-could he increase the bike's value until it was able to leap not across railings, but across the very dimensions of space itself...?

I bet as the walls of reality tumbled around us, you'd be in your PCWorld computer chair with your arms crossed, mumbling that it's still not parkour.

hey chunk

hey hey x x

losCHUNK wrote:

That's a good one.

Anyway, parkour is what the French call Free Running. That's not running, that's biking.

where ya been chunk?

:], Ive popped by to check on you all from time to time, aint really had a computer since my laptop conducted digital suicide though. Hoping to have that changed in the next week, then i can finally play mass effect 3

omg chunkee

It's that chunk guy, hies!