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Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 6:28 pm
by xer0s
Odds of winning - 1 in 176,000,000
What would you do with half a billion dollars?
Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 6:30 pm
by xer0s
Scratch that. It's up to $640 million...
Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:39 pm
by Transient
If I won that much money, I would buy a very large mattress.
Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:47 pm
by Captain
I would buy this forum and ban Poohard for crimes against intellect.
Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:23 pm
by bitWISE
The very first thing I would do is setup an investment plan where I could cash out around 100k per year in pure interest. Buy an amazing waterfront house with plenty of land and a few exotic cars. Fund some game development projects.
Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:29 pm
by Ryoki
I'd start a violent eco terrorist group based in a Greenland cavesystem bunker complex.
Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:46 pm
by seremtan
Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:59 pm
by DRuM
bitWISE wrote:The very first thing I would do is setup an investment plan where I could cash out around 100k per year in pure interest.
As if anyone would need to earn interest off an already massive $640 million won purely by a huge stroke of luck, lol
Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:12 pm
by bitWISE
DRuM wrote:bitWISE wrote:The very first thing I would do is setup an investment plan where I could cash out around 100k per year in pure interest.
As if anyone would need to earn interest off an already massive $640 million won purely by a huge stroke of luck, lol
The amount of taxes taken out is very high and if you elect for an upfront payout you get far, far less than what you won. It looks like this payout would be $426, which is still a lot. But even that is beside the point. A lot of athletes, musicians, and average Joes who win the lottery end up broke as fuck because they have that same mindset. "$40 million? I'll never spend all that, why ensure I have stable income for life and a good retirement."
I could spend the fuck out of a few hundred million. I know myself well enough to know I'd need sound financial planning from the start.
Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:29 pm
by scared?
old...I already won it...see u guys on tv in a few says...
Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:37 pm
by HomerJ
commercial ticket to space! 
Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:27 pm
by Zerofactor
Two chicks, one time.
Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:32 pm
by seremtan
or in your case: no chicks, one hand
Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:37 pm
by xer0s
And some fancy toilet paper...
Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 12:35 am
by EtUL
Zerofactor wrote:Two chicks, one time.
alright lawrence
Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 3:07 am
by Tsakali
no sharks with frickin' laser beams?
you people disappointing.
Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 3:11 am
by LawL
scared? wrote:old...I already won it...see u guys on tv in a few says...
Just how many says are we talking about here?
Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 3:32 am
by scared?
fuck u...
Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:17 am
by LawL
If you year so...
Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:27 am
by Don Carlos
Memphis wrote:swap 'em for pounds

Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:19 am
by seremtan
Tsakali wrote:no sharks with frickin' laser beams?
you people disappointing.
or: you people less unoriginalling
Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 12:31 pm
by Κracus
I'd rent an awesome club and fly all of you there with drinks on the house. Then I'd kick you all out at 5am.
Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 3:11 pm
by obsidian
I'd buy everyone here some t-shirts and then not send them.
I'd buy shaft's wife some birth control pills.
I'd buy Willie Nelson's house and then set it on fire.
(Really what I would do is what bitWISE suggested)
Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 3:18 pm
by Κracus
bitWISE wrote:The very first thing I would do is setup an investment plan where I could cash out around 100k per year in pure interest. Buy an amazing waterfront house with plenty of land and a few exotic cars. Fund some game development projects.
I'm curious, if you took out the 400 mil or whatever you have after you win and just hid it in your own personal safe and didn't declare that money would the government be able to tax you on it?
Re: Mega Millions Jackpot - $500 Million
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 3:22 pm
by obsidian
Government only taxes you on income, not on your savings.