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Let's see if Hollywood can fuck up another one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GljhR5rk ... ata_player

ffs

"Let's see if Hollywood CAN fuck up another one?"

In case you didn't notice: they already did.

i'm diggin the futuropolis scenes.

Looks very um... uninteresting

no it doesn't. it looks shit.

so, the sharon stone character no longer gets offed near the start of the movie with a round to the head because that would be politically incorrect. instead she has to go all Buffy vs Faith with arnie's (farrell's) new love-interest, because that's the feminist thing to do

basically, this movie's only purpose is to update the sfx and socio-cultural mores of the original

basically, fuck off

they stole that handcuff bit straight from the matrix.

seremtan wrote:basically, fuck off

I like how it's nothing like the original.

No wait, that's why it's shit.

andyman wrote:they stole that handcuff bit straight from the matrix.

At least they didn't steal anything from Total Recall!

I wonder if there will be a woman with three tits in this one.

it's times like this that make me wish i had three hands

Just watched the trailer

Oh dear

Actually what I will add to that is that it could be a good film, but the fact they are classing it as "Total Recall" is bollocks

Should have made it a film in its own right and it would have been ok to view that trailer and I probably would have been interested in seeing it

Don Carlos wrote:Actually what I will add to that is that it could be a good film, but the fact they are classing it as "Total Recall" is bollocks

It is for this very reason that when I download a decent copy and watch it (it aint getting my money) I'll simply pretend that it's called "Another Identity-Challenged Spy" or sumat.

Looks too "special effects showcase" and not enough "the best mindfuck yet".

Looks generic and forgettable. Oh, and teal and orange as well.

teal and orange are awesome , you shut your whore mouth!

Works for Portal.

Call me a moron but I liked it. Props for putting the triple titted chick into a PG13 movie and actually making her hot. I loved all the futuristic designs they did too. Although, the ultra-high-rise housing they had seemed like impossible engineering.

Unlike the many morons in this thread I'll decide if I like it or not after I've actually seen it.

I'll watch it for free when I feel like it.

LawL wrote:Unlike the many morons in this thread I'll decide if I like it or not after I've actually seen it.

Certainly looks interesting enough.
Pity about the name (of the new one) as they should have been original in that at least.

googles Total Recall (original) for lookie. 1990 T'was a great movie.

It's ok...if you don't like this new version of Total Recall just wait another 5 to 10 years for the next version. Maybe that one will be good?

Unlike the many morons in this thread I've decided I'm not going to mindlessly give my money to remakes.