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Mainland Chinese find "rare mushroom" in well
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:23 am
by feedback
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHydJ_Z ... r_embedded
Too stupid to figure it out
They said it's a rare mushroom that emperors ate to increase longevity. Also note that the newscaster is also oblivious.
Re: Mainland Chinese find "rare mushroom" in well
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:33 am
by Eraser
uncanny
Re: Mainland Chinese find "rare mushroom" in well
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:35 am
by EtUL
i'd fuck that mushroom
Re: Mainland Chinese find "rare mushroom" in well
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:39 am
by scared?
Lol orientals...
Re: Mainland Chinese find "rare mushroom" in well
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:38 pm
by ToxicBug
Eraser wrote:uncanny
To say the least! WTF! This can't be serious!
Re: Mainland Chinese find "rare mushroom" in well
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:39 pm
by plained
hhee hee
Re: Mainland Chinese find "rare mushroom" in well
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:31 pm
by obsidian
This is the Chinese version of Onion News, not sure though.
Re: Mainland Chinese find "rare mushroom" in well
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:02 pm
by feedback
obsidian wrote:This is the Chinese version of Onion News, not sure though.
The communist chinese actually were translating Onion stories as fact at one point, by accident.
Re: Mainland Chinese find "rare mushroom" in well
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:51 pm
by Captain
Oh look, feedback still hates China.
Re: Mainland Chinese find "rare mushroom" in well
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:55 pm
by scared?
But all his friends are Chinese....
Re: Mainland Chinese find "rare mushroom" in well
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:02 pm
by feedback
They're from Manchester
Re: Mainland Chinese find "rare mushroom" in well
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:04 pm
by xer0s
Am I the only one that thinks that mushroom looks like a vagina?
Re: Mainland Chinese find "rare mushroom" in well
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:54 pm
by scared?
xer0s wrote:Am I the only one that thinks that mushroom looks like a vagina?
The new gayest Q3W member...
Re: Mainland Chinese find "rare mushroom" in well
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:14 pm
by seremtan
the higher china rises, the more stuff like this will be dredged up
at first we'll be all like
but then remembering we don't understand the language of the new superpower we'll be all like
Re: Mainland Chinese find "rare mushroom" in well
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:14 pm
by seremtan
xer0s wrote:Am I the only one that thinks that mushroom looks like a vagina?
...
Re: Mainland Chinese find "rare mushroom" in well
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:18 pm
by feedback
xer0s wrote:Am I the only one that thinks that mushroom looks like a vagina?
Not sure if serious?
I don't want to sound like a queer but I thought it looked more like a guy's asshole.
Re: Mainland Chinese find "rare mushroom" in well
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:22 pm
by Captain
Both, actually:
Unknown to the villagers, what they had actually discovered was a male masturbation aid. The "pair of lips" represents a vagina, and the "tiny hole" represents an anus.
http://kotaku.com/5919482/chinese-news- ... s-mushroom
I guess every little hole looks like a guy's asshole to feedback.
Re: Mainland Chinese find "rare mushroom" in well
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 6:02 pm
by feedback
You sure aren't smart, Mazda.
Re: Mainland Chinese find "rare mushroom" in well
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 6:02 pm
by ToxicBug
Captain Mazda wrote:Both, actually:
Unknown to the villagers, what they had actually discovered was a male masturbation aid. The "pair of lips" represents a vagina, and the "tiny hole" represents an anus.
http://kotaku.com/5919482/chinese-news- ... s-mushroom
I guess every little hole looks like a guy's asshole to feedback.
Thank you, I was wondering what the other end was for
Re: Mainland Chinese find "rare mushroom" in well
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:51 pm
by Tsakali
that's like the swiss knife of sex toys, eh?
can be used by straight and the homo alike! male , transgender and not to mention a few daring females
Re: Mainland Chinese find "rare mushroom" in well
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:15 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
lol
That news anchor looked like she was made of plastic.
Re: Mainland Chinese find "rare mushroom" in well
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:52 am
by Captain
feedback wrote:You sure aren't smart, Mazda.
You sure are dumb, Douglas.
Re: Mainland Chinese find "rare mushroom" in well
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:51 am
by feedback
ok