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Torch came through my high street today. Was in my car and a policeman shouted at me "STOP! WAIT HERE!" with a stern look. Thought he was going to book me. I was like 'OK ' . I was stopped in the middle of the road but eventually parked up in a loading bay. Awesome atmosphere.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhlzUXEVSR4

You must live in the most boring place on Earth.

awesome atmosphere

as people line up to see a small fire on a metal stick

yeah but Patrick Stewart is gonna carry the flame.

"MAKE IT SO"

Tomorrow, Angelina Jolie is carrying the torch, naked. I'm going to try and make that.

I want The Stig (he's an athlete of sorts) to light the cauldron while power sliding across the track in an Ariel Atom trailing fireworks. It's the only thing that can possibly balance out the London Olympics from being remembered as being the most boring, uninspired and in poor taste games in history.

According to the Daily Show, the London Olympic opening ceremonies will feature a green meadow, sheep and 304280398420938 gallons of Worchestershireshireshire sauce.

yeah an the Daily Show is said to be back on air in the UK just in time. Cause lets be honest, it's not as much fun ribbin on 'em without them being present

Ribbin

If any of you are bored enough to watch the opening ceremony; I spent the last few months making the Olympic cauldron which is revealed at the end... You might even see me lurking about under the stage.

Wanking.

Furiously. Some of the girls in costume down there are stunning.

phantasmagoria wrote:the Olympic cauldron which is revealed at the end...

You having Harry fucking Potter flying out of the thing?

That's classified.

....tho you're not far off :/

phantasmagoria wrote:If any of you are bored enough to watch the opening ceremony; I spent the last few months making the Olympic cauldron which is revealed at the end... You might even see me lurking about under the stage.

nice!

there are no limits to your awesomality!

phantasmagoria wrote:That's classified.

....tho you're not far off :/

David Beckham as Harry Potter.

if they could pull off some kind of Quidditch display, that would be pretty awesome

phantasmagoria wrote:If any of you are bored enough to watch the opening ceremony; I spent the last few months making the Olympic cauldron which is revealed at the end... You might even see me lurking about under the stage.

Gotta say, so far the opening is impressive. Shame about that one dude continually going "unf unf unf, fap fap fap" though.

Ok it's getting boring now! Daniel Craig did not deliver. He should've snapped someone's neck in two.

I wouldn't put it past em.
Turning a bit into British propaganda with the NHS thing now isn't it?

What a bore fest. Zzzzzz

link?

Ehm, it's on that black slab you call a TV

i don't have one of those

What? They lit the flame already? I missed that....