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God protects the drunk and the stupid

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:22 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
Chance Bothe Texts 'I Need To Quit Texting' Before Near-Deadly Truck Crash
"I need to quit texting, because I could die in a car accident."

That was one of the final texts written by 21-year-old Chance Bothe before his truck plummeted off a Texas bridge and into a ravine. Bothe miraculously survived despite suffering brain injuries and breaking nearly every bone in his body, including his cheekbones, neck and skull. He also had to be brought back to life three times, reports WBTV.
This is what an idiot looks like:

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lol Texas. Willie Nelson can live anywhere in the world and he picks Texas? He smokes way too much weed to come to that decision.

Re: God protects the drunk and the stupid

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 3:51 pm
by TruthfulLiar
tough learning curve

Re: God protects the drunk and the stupid

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 4:41 pm
by seremtan
^ the new name for the bend just before the bridge

Re: God protects the drunk and the stupid

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 4:46 pm
by scared?
I thought u were talking about Noah being drunk and having sex with his children after the great flood...gg...

Re: God protects the drunk and the stupid

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:16 pm
by TruthfulLiar

Re: God protects the drunk and the stupid

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:08 pm
by seremtan
you'd think the name 'killer whale' would suggest that training was a bad idea

Re: God protects the drunk and the stupid

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:22 pm
by TruthfulLiar
we're monkeys. a lot of things we do are a bad idea.

Re: God protects the drunk and the stupid

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 7:28 pm
by EtUL
"Killer whale" is kinda a bullshit name too and places should stop using it. They're Orcas. We don't call other animals "Killer Lion" or "Killer Bear" so

Re: God protects the drunk and the stupid

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:11 pm
by Tsakali
yeah but those fuckers kill for entertainment. read: not for defense or territorial rights, or food... just for the fuck of it.
yet again, I've seen lions harassing a honey badger to death and not even eat it....maybe we're just finding out that animals are just as big'a assholes as we are.

Re: God protects the drunk and the stupid

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:15 pm
by EtUL
tons of animals do that

Should housepets be "killer cats" now? I'll admit "killer humans" has a nice ring to it.

Re: God protects the drunk and the stupid

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:16 pm
by Tsakali
asshole cats is more like it.

Re: God protects the drunk and the stupid

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:16 pm
by EtUL
I went to wikipedia to get some help but it turns out they're anti-whale as well lol
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_whale

Re: God protects the drunk and the stupid

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:20 pm
by Tsakali
I mean look at that smug smile on those fuckers.

Re: God protects the drunk and the stupid

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:25 pm
by Tsakali
I saw a video where they were harassing a dolphin...it was getting pretty fucked up, at some point the poor thing kinda limped its way almost at an upside down position towards the boat of the filming crew, probably hoping for help...nobody helped of course, it was probably too late by then anyway... its clear plea for help from what it recognized as a friendly made that video one the most telling of their intelligence and saddest displays of nature all in one.