Tom Cruise dead

[SoM]

HOT

mission impossible 5 announced

top gun 2 announced - rumored

van helsing announced

fucker gonna make shit loads of dough

[Eraser]

mission impossible 5? There was a mission impossible 4?

Oh and top gun 2? Puh-lease!

[Don Carlos]

yawn

[SoM]

mission impossible 5? There was a mission impossible 4?

Oh and top gun 2? Puh-lease!

read for yaself

MI 4 was ghost protocol

i actually liked MI 4, especially Paula Patton, yummy

[Ryoki]

Misleading thread title is misleading.

[Plan B]

I am, indeed, disappoint.

[Captain]

I thought SoM finally made a thread worth reading.

Not making that mistake again.

[Don Carlos]

[cocov]

That's what a certain search engine came up with for "Tom Cruise dead". The date is quite irritating given that SoM most probably didn't set that site up just to post his thread a couple of months later on here on qw3.

http://en.necropedia.org/obituary/Tom_Cruise

[Don Carlos]

I found that as well

[obsidian]

Oh and top gun 2? Puh-lease!

Yeah, that would be interesting. Dog fights would be over before either plane even gets anywhere close to visual range. Either that or he drops bombs on foreign kids via remote control while sipping a latte.

[r3t]

He'll be flying a JSF and after getting raped by 20 year old MIGs, gets an F14 out of some museum and proceeds to kick ass. The End.

[plained]

what did u guys think of that movie he did recently with camerom diaz?

*knight and day

i thought it was actiony enough to enjoy for sure

[seremtan]

Either that or he drops bombs on foreign kids via remote control while sipping a latte.

either that or he's accused of committing said atrocity after being framed by a nefarious vice-president of the united states, then goes on the run, attempting to prove his innocence, before stealing a WW2-era mustang from the smithsonian and flying it into capitol hill yelling "this completes me!"

[GONNAFISTYA]

I can't wait for the sequel to "War Of The Worlds" where Tom Cruise, once again divorced and having the kids for the weekend, stops the alien invasion when the Martians show up this time with gas masks and Bactine. I hear the whole movie is just him going from country house to country house killing libertarian gun-nut farmers.

[plained]

hey am i the only person that thought interview with a vampire was fricken great?

[SoM]

would have been better if Tom and Brad had a sex sceen

[Eraser]

He'll be flying a JSF and after getting raped by 20 year old MIGs, gets an F14 out of some museum and proceeds to kick ass. The End.

That actually sounds like a plausible scenario.

[phantasmagoria]

I'm working with him atm, he's a top bloke. Before starting there were horror stories about how he has separate curtained outside walkways put up so he doesn't have to mingle with the rest of the crew and you're not allowed to look him in the eye and all sorts of stuff but it's all bullshit, he's even done demos for the off set crew who don't get to see what we're doing and everything.

[Doombrain]

and totally mad.

someone i work with and myself bumped into him at the grosvenor.

[phantasmagoria]

Not as small as is lead to believe either.

[Doombrain]

wut, he is small.

[phantasmagoria]

not really, i'd say he's about 5'8, 5'9. That's not what I'd call small.

[Doombrain]

you and I have differing opinions on small then.

[phantasmagoria]

I can cope with that