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LOiL, Fuck you BP!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 8:53 pm
by Nightshade
http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/ ... story.html
BP has agreed to plead guilty to 14 criminal counts, including manslaughter, and will pay $4 billion over five years in a settlement with the Justice Department over the 2010 oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, the company and Justice Department announced Thursday.
Eat it, you incompetent, money-hungry, lying motherfuckers. :olo:

Re: lOL, Fuck you BP!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:08 pm
by Doombrain
A drop in the ocean for BP, pun intended.

Re: lOL, Fuck you BP!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:28 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
Yep...they'll write off most of it in less time it takes to pay the fine. This won't change anything.

However...throwing some of the cunts responsible in prison definitely WILL change things...at least for a while until they get their buddies in government to change the laws and get the settlement retroactively nullified....wherein BP sues the government for the money they spent on fines...and still keep the write offs on their bottom line....


....and then they'll ruin another Gulf Of Something in due time.

Re: lOL, Fuck you BP!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:45 pm
by U4EA
Yea, pretty much the problem with fines [regardless of how heavy they are] is that they are simply treated as yet another cost of doing business. If it is economically more profitable to fuck over the environment, people, whatever and then pay the fine, corporations will do it without blinking an eye. Never mind bullshit like ethics getting in the way.

Re: lOL, Fuck you BP!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:50 pm
by Doombrain
LOL, (inter)NET income 2011, £16.3b

Re: lOL, Fuck you BP!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:07 pm
by Whiskey 7
Doombrain wrote:A drop in the ocean for BP, pun intended.
Yes indeed.
.......... including charges of seaman’s and involuntary manslaughter — against the two top-ranking BP supervisors on the Deepwater Horizon drilling rig where a blowout occurred April 20, 2010, sinking the rig and killing 11 workers.
I didn't realize there were so many deaths on that incident :tear:

Re: lOL, Fuck you BP!

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:31 pm
by mrd
Meh. Better than nothing, but mostly amounts to a slap on the wrist. If they truly made £16.3b in 2011 then $4b USD is fuck-all. I think they should be hung, drawn and quartered but maybe that's too radical.

Re: lOL, Fuck you BP!

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:42 am
by obsidian
They should lose their license to conduct offshore drilling operations in the U.S.. Since you can't trust them to maintain a level of safety, it makes sense to take away their ability to operate and make money.

If a doctor kills some of his patients, or an electrician's work sets fire to your house, a malpractice lawsuit would result in the person losing his license. I don't see why it's not the same here, oh right... because they are a corporation so it has all the same rights and protections of an individual but none of the responsibilities. That and BP has their dick in politician asses.

Re: lOL, Fuck you BP!

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:15 am
by MKJ
Yet, Shell has open oil leaks all over Africa and they don't get fined a dime.
But that's just brown people and not hardworking western folks.

Re: lOL, Fuck you BP!

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:24 am
by Eraser
Are you on repeat?

Re: lOL, Fuck you BP!

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:28 am
by U4EA
He's pulling a DTS, you interrupted his third combo.

edit: Is the lower case "l" in the thread title bugging the hell out of anyone else?

Re: lOL, Fuck you BP!

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:46 am
by MKJ
one back button too many :)

Re: LOiL, Fuck you BP!

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:46 pm
by Nightshade
I see what you did there with my thread title. :olo:

Re: LOiL, Fuck you BP!

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 2:09 pm
by MKJ
xoxo

Re: LOiL, Fuck you BP!

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:59 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2012 ... -fire.html

new oil platform explosion in the Gulf

Re: LOiL, Fuck you BP!

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 6:18 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
lol

Re: LOiL, Fuck you BP!

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 7:42 pm
by plained
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Re: LOiL, Fuck you BP!

Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 2:08 am
by losCHUNK
The blame is definitely shared, one could argue that it was an accident waiting to happen. Although that's probably why they are able to wipe out the court order like a footballer paying a parking fine.

Re: LOiL, Fuck you BP!

Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 3:59 pm
by Nightshade
From what I've read it was entirely preventable and if the proper tests/maintenance had been done on the blowout preventers it wouldn't have happened.

Re: LOiL, Fuck you BP!

Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 5:03 pm
by losCHUNK
Aye no doubt and they foot a lot of the blame, but the regulation agencies should never of let that rig, along with a lot of other platforms in the gulf (and around the world) to continue operating. They knew BP had less than half the safety certificates required to allow the platform to function yet let it anyway, they also failed over a long period of time (atleast a decade) to update or enforce new procedures allowing big corporations to run the rigs how they please. This is not exactly a new accident either ?, it's just that this happened on Americas front door step with a lot of media coverage ?, It was an accident waiting to happen imo.

The sub contractors I think can be excluded from a lot blame though (I forget the company name, Haliburton and Transcoen ?), they skipped / failed to follow guidelines and carried out work they knew to be unsafe but apparently prior to the blow out, they warned BP engineers that they were doing it wrong and they chose to proceed anyway.

It's also worth noting that the regulators were the Minerals Management Service group/team or whatever, who also had the role of collecting the royalties from gas and oil drilling within federal borders.

Re: LOiL, Fuck you BP!

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 4:01 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
http://truth-out.org/news/item/12815-bp ... orney-says
BP Will "Kill Again," Former EPA Officials, Attorney Warn